The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance. Sue Townsend quote
Edward Clare was cleaning his teeth in the cavernous bathroom in Number Five Ann Street, Edinburgh. He was counting the brushstrokes in his head, as his mother had instructed; never less than 200. [Number 10] Sue Townsend quote
English author, 1946+. Think Adrian Mole!