Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer quote When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Tom Lehrer quote Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.
Tom Lehrer quote An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
Tom Lehrer quote Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
Tom Lehrer quote I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
Tom Lehrer quote It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
Tom Lehrer quote On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Tom Lehrer quote Biography
American humourist, 1928-
