Tom Lehrer Quotes

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Tom Lehrer

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends what you put into it.
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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
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Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.
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An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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American humourist, 1928-

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