Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
W C Fields quote It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
W C Fields quote It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
W C Fields quote Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W C Fields quote A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W C Fields quote A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W C Fields quote A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W C Fields quote Abstaining is favourable both to the head and the pocket.
W C Fields quote Biography
American humourist, 1880-1946
