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W C Fields

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
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A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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Abstaining is favourable both to the head and the pocket.
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American humourist, 1880-1946

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