Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W C Fields quote Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
W C Fields quote Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W C Fields quote I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
W C Fields quote I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W C Fields quote I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W C Fields quote I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama.
W C Fields quote I never met a kid I liked.
W C Fields quote Biography
American humourist, 1880-1946