Quotations
Quotes:
Good coffee is a benefit, but great coffee is a reward, and the difference between good and great is just pennies a day.
View quotes by Richard Wyckoff
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
View quotes by Abraham Lincoln
You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge University in England; exactly how many sodas are available in certain vending machines at certain major universities; and much, much more.
View quotes by Dave Barry
This is about shifting habits and attitudes and asking people to take responsibility for what is in their coffee cup. The bottom line is that if farmers don’t get a fair price for their coffee they will starve.
View quotes by Claire Goose
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.
View quotes by Paul Erdos
I hate to admit this but I do not even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I don't drink them anyway...I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and have been known to warm up some food in the microwave but cookery is definitely not one of my specialities
View quotes by Michael Owen
Thank you, madam, the agony is abated.
'aged 4, having hot coffee spilt over his legs'
View quotes by Thomas Babington
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
View quotes by Dave Barry
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...
View quotes by Emo Philips
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
View quotes by Ronald Reagan
The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.
View quotes by John D Rockefeller
I'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
View quotes by Gordon Ramsay
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
View quotes by Jilly Cooper
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s got to be hot, you’ve got to take your time, you’ve got to stir gently but firmly, you’ve got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. [Swiss Toni]
View quotes by Charlie Higson
I was on MELROSE PLACE as Matt's lover's wife, and I think it was probably my worst acting ever because I got killed and ... I don't know if I had too much coffee or what, but I couldn't keep my eyes from fluttering when they did the close-up of me dead on the floor
View quotes by Dana Sparks
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time.
View quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
View quotes by T S Eliot
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
View quotes by Steven Wright
Do you smoke coffee?
View quotes by Gillian Anderson
When travelling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee
View quotes by Helen Hayes
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