Quotes:If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au revoir'.
View quotes by David GinolaIf people come to your window and talk to your wife every night, you can't accept it without asking what is happening.
View quotes by Arsene WengerAh! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
View quotes by Harry Carpenter My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.
View quotes by Sir Alec Douglas HomeLycoris has buried all the female friends she had, Fabianus: would she were the friend of my wife!
View quotes by MartialLike Caesar's wife, the judging of Miss Great Britain must be above suspicion.
View quotes by Robert KeyserDrinking water neither makes a man sick, nor in debt, nor his wife a widow
View quotes by John NealMy advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
View quotes by SocratesAfter marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
View quotes by Hemant JoshiI called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn't let me.
View quotes by John TravoltaA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
View quotes by Erma BombeckOn watching 20 minutes of a Britney show on TV to please his pop loving wife: 'I did good, didn't I?'
View quotes by Matthew BroderickThe first time I ever heard her sing, I got chills. [on wife Jessica Simpson]
View quotes by Nick LacheyMy wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth
View quotes by Ian HollowayYou people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your wife is next' [on the tyranny of the media]
View quotes by Gordon StrachanThe game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
View quotes by Michael JordanThe car, the furniture, the wife, the children - everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is - shopping.
View quotes by Arthur MillerFootballers wives are like leeches, feeding off their partners success. I don't want to be a footballer's wife.
View quotes by JameliaWhat time did I get up? Two in the morning. My wife had a sneezing fit and woke me - it wasn't worth going back to bed.
View quotes by Mark CalcavecchiaYou can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
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