Quote Finder

Quotations
Quote of the Day | Members | Quote books

Quotes:

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
View quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

Once she [wife Cherie] goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.
View quotes by Tony Blair

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? [on test cricket]
View quotes by Rafael Benitez

That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change. [on whether he would date other women whilst married]
View quotes by Donald Trump

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
View quotes by Chic Murray

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'
View quotes by Harry Redknapp

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realise that your wife left you in May.

View quotes by Dennis Norden

Honey, I just forgot to duck. (To his wife, on losing the World Heavyweight title, 1926)
View quotes by Jack Dempsey

Jonathan Edwards - he has his faith, his health, his wife and his children, but more importantly, he has his Olympic gold medal.
View quotes by Brian Alexander

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. 'Pride and Prejudice'
View quotes by Jane Austen

Paul Hunter was a man who had everything going for him - an outstanding talent, good looks, fame, riches, charm and a beautiful wife.
View quotes by Rodney Walker

Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would do so if he could, he is no less guilty than if he was caught in the act.
View quotes by Saint Augustine

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
View quotes by Samuel Johnson

Twa gods guides me; the ane of them is blin',
Yea and a bairn brocht up in vanitie;
The next a wife ingenrit of the sea,
And lichter nor a dauphin with her fin. [Sonnet]
View quotes by Mark Alexander Boyd

My wife and I had decided not to let anybody take pictures of our home because it was just the last place on earth we had that was unscathed. But people have climbed over the fence; they've taken aerial shots.
View quotes by Steven Tyler

Maybe you offer then a luxury cruise for two weeks with the wife, or a trip on a private jet [on BBC Panorama, a program about bung taking in football]
View quotes by Peter Harrison

A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.
View quotes by George Bernard Shaw

Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour
View quotes by Bruce Friedman

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
View quotes by Erma Bombeck

I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.
View quotes by Marie Antoinette

View Results: page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8



Perform another search

© SaidWhat 2007  |   Help  |   Advertise  |   Links  |  Home  |  Clarity Media   |   Contact Us

Quotes & Authors

Author Quotes (A - Z) Popular Authors
Funny quotes Celebrity quotes Business quotes Sports quotes Famous quotes Political quotes Inspiring quotes Movie quotes Silly quotes
Browse Search Best Quotes Fictional Characters Popular Quotes Favorite Quotes By Event Research Quotes Job / Occupation Keywords Topics Song Lyrics Favourite Celebrity Proverbs Phrase Finder