Quotations
Quotes:
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
View quotes by Walter Matthau
American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
View quotes by Dave Barry
I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
View quotes by Rita Rudner
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once.
View quotes by Robin Williams
There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift.
View quotes by Melanie Griffith
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
View quotes by Eddie Izzard
I gave my life for freedom - This I know:
For those who bade me fight had told me so.
(Five Souls, 1971)
View quotes by William Norman Ewer
God gave me a voice to sing with, and when you have that, what other gimmick is there?
View quotes by Whitney Houston
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
View quotes by Thomas Edison
'for God so loved the World that he gave his only begotten Son' John 3:16
View quotes by Jesus Christ
For God so loved the world that he gave his only son that we may have life
View quotes by Jesus Christ
Someone said that God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December.
View quotes by J M Barrie
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
View quotes by Epictetus
I attribute my success to this - I never gave or took any excuse.
View quotes by Florence Nightingale
When you go home, tell them of us and say,
'For your tomorrows these gave their today'.
(Inscriptions Suggested for War Memorials 1919)
View quotes by John Maxwell Edmonds
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
View quotes by Dorothy Parker
They told me I gave the best milk moustache of anybody.
View quotes by Yasmine Bleeth
For what are the classics but the noblest thoughts of man? They are the only oracles which are not decayed, and there are such answers to the most modern inquiry in them as Delphi and Dodona never gave. We might as well omit to study Nature because she is old.
View quotes by Henry David Thoreau
Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if it permitted me to continue to learn about this world and others, if it gave me a chance to discover how history turns out.
View quotes by Carl Sagan
As you know, I'm an immigrant. I came over here as an immigrant, and what gave me the opportunities, what made me to be here today, is the open arms of Americans. I have been received. I have been adopted by America.
View quotes by Arnold Schwarzenegger
