Quotes:If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using 'an outside agency' and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of
golf.
View quotes by Henry LonghurstIt's hard every night when the lads are going out having a pint or playing a round of
golf. But if sitting on a bike is what I have to do to be successful, then that's what I will do.
View quotes by Ian McCullochAnd the wind shall say 'Here were decent godless people;
Their only monumnet the asphalt road
And a thousand lost
golf balls.'
View quotes by T S EliotAlthough
golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
View quotes by Dave BarryAt Jinja there is both hotel and
golf course. The latter is, I believe, the only course in the world which posts a special rule that the player may remove his ball from hippopotamus footprints.
View quotes by Evelyn WaughGolf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
View quotes by Alistair CookeGolf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
View quotes by P G WodehouseIn that place, where they tore the nightshade and blackberry patches from their roots to make room for the Medallion City
Golf Course, there was once a neighborhood
View quotes by Toni MorrisonI've got a voice on each shoulder - one saying go home and stop being ridiculous, the other saying I might regret that decision.
Golf and my body don't particularly go together, which is a bit of a bummer. I should have been England football captain
View quotes by David HowellI've had better weeks. I tried to make it better by playing my dad at
golf on Sunday. We played 13 holes and I got beat by a 60-year-old man with a bad limp. So hopefully bad things happen in threes and that will be the last of it.
View quotes by Gordon StrachanI played in a
golf charity match to raise money for a boy injured in a car accident. I had to drive like a lunatic to get here. [Ironically explaining why he was late for a talksport show]
View quotes by Ray HoughtonThere is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of
golf balls.
View quotes by Lee TrevinoTiger or Jim Furyk or Justin Rose, I can't control what they do, and they can't control what I do. Which is the beauty of
golfView quotes by Aaron BaddeleyIf you are caught on a
golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
View quotes by Lee TrevinoI love playing
golf from time to time, and the good news is that I'm definitely getting better at it I feel.
View quotes by Peter ForsbergThis is as good as it gets - to win the Open Championship at the Home of
Golf is a dream come true. [on winning the Open, 2005]
View quotes by Tiger WoodsGolf is one of those funny games where you can play badly for months and then in a tournament it suddenly all clicks and comes together - and the bigger the tournament that happens in, the better.
View quotes by Retief GoosenShow me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing
golf with his boss.
View quotes by Jim MurrayA decision of the courts decided that the game of
golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
View quotes by Stephen Butler LeacockPresident Bush played
golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes!
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