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The serve was invented so the net could play.
View quotes by Bill Cosby
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
View quotes by Jonathan Swift
I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented.
View quotes by R Buckminster Fuller
A created thing is never invented and it is never true: it is always and ever itself.
View quotes by Federico Fellini
Truth exists; only lies are invented
View quotes by Georges Braque
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
View quotes by Henry Miller
George Best invented rock 'n' roll football
View quotes by Michel Platini
What was invented two thousand years ago was the spirit of Christianity
View quotes by Gerald Stanley Lee
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
View quotes by Dame Edith Sitwell
Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.
View quotes by Jean Anouilh
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
View quotes by Christopher Morley
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
View quotes by Ogden Nash
If God had intended a round of golf to take more than three hours, He would not have invented Sunday lunch.
View quotes by Jimmy Hill
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
View quotes by Bette Midler
There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine
View quotes by P G Wodehouse
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things.
View quotes by Pablo Picasso
Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.
View quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.
View quotes by Adolf Hitler
Television was not invented to make human beings vacuous, but is an emanation of their vacuity.
View quotes by Malcolm Muggeridge
I wish I had invented blue jeans. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
View quotes by Yves Saint Laurent
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