Quotes:The basic discovery about any people is the discovery of the relationship between men and
women.
View quotes by Pearl BuckOne of my theories is that men love with their eyes;
women love with their ears.
View quotes by Zsa Zsa GaborThe difference last year was so small - it was a symbolic gesture for the last couple of years - but finally the club have realised it's not worth the effort to maintain it [on equal prize money for men and
women at Wimbledon]
View quotes by Peter FlemingWhen a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife.
Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
[The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891]
View quotes by Oscar WildeI think Billie Jean King made huge inroads for
women, but Andre made our sport cool, popular with the younger crowd, exciting.
View quotes by Lindsay DavenportThere were a couple of girls shouting at me from the floor. At first I thought they fancied me but then I worked out they were shouting at me to miss. I don't really listen to
women when they shout at me. If I was at home with the wife I'd just go to the bedroom and ignore her.
View quotes by Peter ManleyThe happiest
women, like the happiest nations, have no history.
View quotes by George EliotDracula did bring a hell of a lot of joy to a hell of a lot of
women.
View quotes by Terence Fisher'
Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.'
View quotes by Errol FlynnIf all men are born free, how is it that all
women are born slaves?
View quotes by Mary AstellI would like to see two independent wavelengths - one controlled by
women, and one for us, controlled by men
View quotes by Patrick MooreWomen might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
View quotes by Sharon StoneHere in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and
women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.
View quotes by Dwight EisenhowerBiologically and temperamentally...
women were made to be concerned firt and foremost with child care, husband care and home care.
View quotes by Benjamin SpockI have a notion that gamblers are as happy as most people, being always excited;
women, wine, fame, the table, even ambition, sate now and then, but every turn of the card and cast of the dice keeps the gambler alive - besides one can game ten times longer than one can do any thing else.
View quotes by Lord ByronHere are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however,
women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See
women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When
women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other
women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
View quotes by Danny McCrossanBefore our kids start coming home from Iraq in body bags and
women and children start dying in Baghdad, I need to know, what did Iraq do to us?
View quotes by Susan SarandonAbove all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and
women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.
View quotes by Ronald ReaganThe lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates his from all the lovely
women he has found, from those that could be found, and those who are impossible to find.
View quotes by Charles BaudelaireAthletes as role models and heroes is a hoax, a sick hoax. The men and
women who are fighting in Iraq, they are the true heroes.
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