Silly quotes, silly sayings, silly thoughts - we love all things silly here at Saidwhat! Here are some silly quotes to enjoy:
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
- Benny Hill
"A friend is someone who's there when he needs you"
"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."
- M. Berle
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22)
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
- Hubert Humphrey
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"I can see clearly now, the brain has gone"
Spit happens (on a baby's bib)
"I am nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, I must be perfect!"
"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
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