The trick is growing up without growing old.
Casey Stengel quote The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Casey Stengel quote The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengel quote They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
Casey Stengel quote Biography
American athlete, 1891 - 1975
