I reckon the ball was travelling at 400mph, and I bet it burned the keeper's eyebrows off. [after a 2-0 win at Crewe]
Ian Holloway quote I mean no respect to Donatella. I'm sure she would not be flattered to hear she looks like Marc Bircham.
Ian Holloway quote I've got to get Dan Shittu ready for the Stoke game. I've told him to go to Iceland and ask if he can sit in one of their freezers
Ian Holloway quote There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth
Ian Holloway quote Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell in a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb!
Ian Holloway quote To the people who booed - boo to you!
Ian Holloway quote We're 5-0 down with a minute to go on this one.
Ian Holloway quote When my mum was running our house, when I was a kid, all the money was put into tins. She knew what was in every tin and I know how much I've got in my tin - that's the way we'll run this club.
Ian Holloway quote Biography
Football manager
