It's like putting a snake in a bag, if you do not tie it up, it will wriggle free.
Ian Holloway quote What the hell he [the referee] saw I don't know - he ought to go down to Specsavers.
Ian Holloway quote The fat lady hasn't started to sing yet, but she has a mic in her hand.
Ian Holloway quote Look at the prickly little fella down the road at Chelsea. He wants to win everything and we can learn from that. If there were two flies crawling up the wall he'd be desperate to back the winner.
Ian Holloway quote When my wife first saw Marc for the first time, she said he was a fine specimen of a man. She says I have nothing to worry about, but I think she wants me to buy her a QPR shirt with his name on the back for Christmas.
[on Marc Nygaard]
Ian Holloway quote Anybody who is a QPR fan is welcome at Loftus Road. I'd be happy for him to turn up for a kickabout, just so long as he brings that Kate Moss with him - she's absolutely lovely.
Ian Holloway quote I feel like the nanny trying to calm down the kids. It looks like mum and dad are splitting up and nobody likes that. I hope they get back together. They are the two people who give me stability but they are bickering away like they want a divorce and I'm not going to be their lawyer
Ian Holloway quote We went from looking like the Dog and Duck to Real Madrid
Ian Holloway quote Biography
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