One who in a crisis forgets nautical language and shouts: 'For God's sake turn left!' [on coarse sailing]
Michael Green quote Coarse sailing is not mucking around in boats, but boating around in muck.
Michael Green quote A game played by fewer than fifteen a side, at least half of whom should be totally unfit [on rugby]
Michael Green quote The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
Michael Green quote Biography
British humourist
