Agents are scum. They're evil, divisive and pointless.
Simon Jordan quote I have no interest in schmoozing with other Premiership chairmen... I don't go to football to drink chardonnay in the boardroom with those twats.
Simon Jordan quote I'd fucking strangle him with his own tongue [on Craig Bellamy]
Simon Jordan quote I had an Aston Martin phone worth £15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.
Simon Jordan quote I think they are disingenuous. Their behaviour doesn't surprise me - well, they sell dil**s for a living [on Birmingham owners]
Simon Jordan quote He's one of those smiling assassins [on David Dein]
Simon Jordan quote There were times he got so far up my nose I could feel his boots on my chin [on his predecessor]
Simon Jordan quote There's nothing appealing about Iain Dowie!
Simon Jordan quote Biography
Crystal Palace chairman
