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One very important survey we felt obliged to undertake was for your top ten most stupid quotes ever. Here are those that you, the distinguished, discerning reader of this site, picked:

  1. The line up for the final of the womens 400 metre hurdles inclueds three Russians, two east Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
    - David Coleman
  2. If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
    - Dan Quayle
  3. That's the fastest time ever run - but not as fast as the world record.
    - David Coleman
  4. You watch the pit lane whilst I stop the start watch...
    - Murray Walker
  5. The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.
    - Dwight Eisenhower
  6. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
    - Brooke Shields
  7. I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat.
    - Ron Atkinson
  8. He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds compared to the one before in 62 seconds.
    - David Coleman
  9. And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself.
    - Murray Walker
  10. Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.
    - Ron Atkinson

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