Advice Quotes

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To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery (Maxims and Reflections)
John Collins

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
Josh Billings

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
W Somerset Maugham

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Duc De La Rochefoucauld

Advice to persons about to marry - Don't!
Henry Mayhew

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Helen Rowland

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
Josh Billings

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.
Harry Secombe

Can Love be controlled by advice? (The Beggar's Opera 1728)
John Gay

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Edgar Watson Howe

A journalist is a grumbler, a censurer, a giver of advice, a regent of sovereigns, a tutor of nations. Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets
Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Joan Rivers

My advice would be: if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't
X Factor

Accept good advice gracefully - as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place.
Gene Brown

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Erica Jong

Get some dance lessons [on his advice to Keith Jack from any dream will do]
John Barrowman

I have been trying to point out that in our lives chance may have an astonishing influence and, if I may offer advice to the young laboratory worker, it would be this - never to neglect an extraordinary appearance or happening.
Alexander Fleming

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Having lived in China for 4 years, working as an HR manager in a Chinese company,
I'm somewhat uncomfortable being associated with the horde of academic locusts that have descended upon China, spent a week there, and came back to give advice as an expert on China. There are no experts on China.
Dr. Romie F. Littrell

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice. - Of Human Bondage
W Somerset Maugham

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
Norman Augustine

Don't take advice from people with missing fingers.
Henry Bead

Many receive advice, few profit by it. - Maxims
Publilius Syrus

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Dave Barry

If I were to give one piece of advice, I would say to never accept anything that you hear or see at face value. As a general rule of thumb, then the more you question, the better.
Ernest Gaines

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't be afraid to impersonate a SNL star...
Teri Hatcher

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

The best piece of advice I ever got came from my agent, who told me to stop slagging off studio heads when I'm doing interviews.
Ewan McGregor

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
Robert Lynd

The main thing in HIPs is an energy rating for the home - just like you get for a fridge or a washing machine - with advice on how to cut your carbon emissions and your fuel bills too.
Yvette Cooper

Advice is a dangerous gift, even to the wise from the wise, and all courses may run ill.
J R R Tolkien

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
Gordon Dickson

As time passes we all get better at blazing a trail through the thicket of advice.
Margot Bennett

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. [advice on how to get through life well]
Ruth Graham

Take the first advice of a woman and not the second.
Gilbertus Cognatus Noxeranus

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
Thornton Wilder

It has been well observed that few are better qualified to give others advice than those who have taken the least of it themselves
Oliver Goldsmith

Unruly ambition is deaf, not only to the advice of friends, but to the counsels and monitions of reason itself.
Sir Roger L'Estrange

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice [now, is giving a good scare a piece of good advice, which could lead to a philosophical conundrum?]
Edward Howe

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. [Advice to those preparing for marriage]
James C Dobson

Although I am flexible and ready to take advice, I can't carry an umbrella of thoughts over my head that would distract me and affect my music making.
Zubin Mehta

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.
Warren Burger

Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice
Duc De La Rochefoucauld

To Cole Porter: listen kid, take my advice, never hate a song that has sold half a million copies
Irving Berlin

He was too good. I would suggest to his next opponent that he doesn't look to me for advice [on losing to Federer]
Andre Agassi

I trust that whoever leads the Conservative Party actually pays regard to my advice on how we should conduct ourselves and I personally will obviously support whoever eventually wins.
Kenneth Clarke

Few influential people involved with the Internet claim that it is a good in and of itself. It is a powerful tool for solving social problems, just as it is a tool for making money, finding lost relatives, receiving medical advice, or, come to that, trading instructions for making bombs.
Esther Dyson

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
Harper Lee



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