Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
Dennis MillerTo will what God doth will, that is the only science
That gives us any rest
Francois De MalherbeGod wills, Man dreams, the Work is born.
Fernando PessoaGod is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature, and it has often been said by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. And I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see.
Frank Lloyd WrightIf God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways. [we must be intended to fly then, Flanders?]
Michael FlandersEvil and good are God's right hand and left.
Horace MannGod watches over drunks and third baseman.
Leo DurocherGod's pampered people whom, debauched with ease, / No king could govern, nor no God could please.
John DrydenI love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in.
George Washington CarverThe grace of God is courtesy.
Hilaire BellocOn her fiance: 'There's nobody who thinks like me or believes in God like me, except him.'
Mary J BligeTo the eyes of a god, mankind must appear as a species of bacteria which multiply and become progressively virulent whenever they find themselves in a congenial culture, and whose activity diminishes until they disappear completely as soon as proper measures are taken to sterilize them.
Aleister CrowleyMan is to man a god or a wolf
Gerard Didier ErasmusA civilization is destroyed only when its gods are destroyed.
Emile M CioranA god whose creation is so imperfect that he must be continually adjusting it to make it work properly seems to me a god of relatively low order, hardly worthy of any worship.
Martin GardnerIf you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.
Henry FieldingWhat was he doing, the great god Pan,
Down in the reeds by the river?
Spreading ruin and scattering ban,
Splashing and paddling with the hoofs of a goat,
And breaking the golden lilies afloat
With the dragon-fly on the river.
Elizabeth Barrett BrowningAfter his first training session in heaven, George Best, from his favourite right wing, turned the head of God who was filling in at left-back. I would love him to save me a place in his team - George Best that is, not God
Eric CantonaGod gives no harvest unless what is planted is the faith of Peter and unless he agrees to his teachings
Thomas BecketI would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert CamusIt was not me making those saves, it was God.
Claudio TaffarelGod is on everyone's side... and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies.
Jean AnouilhPrayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.
HippocratesDo your duty, and leave the outcome to the Gods.
Pierre CorneilleIf you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee TrevinoThe goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, a little by the head of Maradona.
Diego MaradonaOh, dear God. Can't this town go one day without a riot?
Mayor Joe QuimbyMost people, I believe, think that you need a God to explain the existence of the world, and especially the existence of life. They are wrong, but our education system is such that many people don't know it
Richard DawkinsGod is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
VoltaireWhat a Friend we have in Jesus,
All our sins and griefs to bear!
What a privilege to carry
Everything to God in prayer! [Hymn]
Joseph ScrivenA tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side
AristotleWhen the Hun is poor and down, he's the humblest man in town, But once he climbs all holds the rod, He smites his fellow man and God.
Joseph CatsDifficulties show men what they are. In case of any difficulty remember that God has pitted you against a rough antagonist that you may be a conqueror, and this cannot be without toil.
EpictetusI only answer to two people, myself and God.
CherNo government ought to be without censors; and where the press is free, no one ever will. Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign.
Anatole FranceBetter authentic mammon than a bogus god.
Louis MacNeiceIt is God who is the ultimate reason of things, and the knowledge of God is no less the beginning of science than his essence and will are the beginning of beings.
Gottfried Wilhelm LeibnizMirth is the sweet wine of human life. It should be offered sparkling with zestful life unto God.
Henry Ward Beecher God is a concept by which we measure our pain
John LennonIf there is a God, whence proceed so many evils? If there is no God, whence cometh any good?
BoethiusIs that which is holy loved by the gods because it is holy, or is it holy because it is loved by the gods? - Euthyphro 10
PlatoI believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Frank Lloyd WrightGod gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple. [So where did the modesty come from, Jean Claude?!]
Jean Claude Van DammeThe door opened and it was God himself who walked into the room, straight from the glittering throne, God dressed in a camel's hair polo coat and flat camel's hair cap.
Paul GallicoWe have the promise of God's being our God, and of the blessing by Christ for ourselves, as we are Abraham's seed, yet take the whole promise collectively made to him and us
Thomas GoodwinSome say Google is God. Others say Google is Satan. But if they think Google is too powerful, remember that with search engines unlike other companies, all it takes is a single click to go to another search engine.
Sergey BrinAs nations improve, so do their gods
Georg LichtenbergThose whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad
EuripidesPray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you.
Saint AugustineSuicide is our way of saying to God, 'You can't fire me, I quit!'
Bill Maher
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