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Here are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan

Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian

See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.

Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Danny McCrossan

Fortunately, my parents always encouraged me to be grateful that I was healthy, and stand up and be proud and carry myself with dignity.
Susan Anton

I'm forty-three years old, and I'm the healthiest candidate for President in the United States. You've traveled with me enough to know that I'm not going to die in office.
John F Kennedy

Preserving the health by too strict a regimen is a worrisome malady
Duc De La Rochefoucauld

I'm a massive television addict: satellite, BBC, Channel 5, I love the lot. As I've got a particular fetish for animal programmes, I tend to leave the National Geographic Channel on more than is strictly healthy.
Rhona Cameron

This relationship is going to be built on trust. [On marriage to Donald Trump, that ended just before she would have been guaranteed a healthy percentage of his fortune]
Marla Maples

Health food makes me sick!
Calvin Trillin

Life consists not merely in existing, but in enjoying health
Martial

The preservation of health is a duty. Few seem conscious that there is such a thing as physical morality.
Herbert Spencer

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
Josh Billings

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Robert Orben

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.
Bertrand Russell

Learning is the beginning of wealth. Learning is the beginning of health. Learning is the beginning of spirituality. Searching and learning is where the miracle process all begins.
Jim Rohn

I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health, love and abundance.
Edith Armstrong

If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.
Phil Gramm

With any recovery from morbidity there must go a certain healthy humiliation.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets. Have four pints one night, be healthy the next.
Sophie Ellis Bextor

All Americans should have access to quality, affordable health care.
Christopher Dodd

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.
Joseph Addison

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by temperance or medicine, but lost time is gone forever.
Samuel Smiles

Here's to your good health, and your family's good health, and may you all live long and prosper
Washington Irving

When you look at the things people are really fed up with, like the collapse of the pension system, like the failure to get money to the frontline of the health service, Gordon Brown is more responsible for that than any other politician including Tony Blair
George Osborne

The politics of the left and centre of the country are frozen in an out-of-date mould which is bad for the political and economic health of Britain and increasingly inhibiting for those who live within the mould. Can it be broken? (speech, 1980)
Roy Jenkins

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Jiddu Krishnamurti

He it was that first gave to the law the air of a science. He found it a skeleton, and clothed it with life, colour, and complexion; he embraced the cold statue, and by his touch it grew into youth, health, and beauty.
Barry Yelverton

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustav Flaubert

Times are tough but they are tough because the government is trying to do the right thing, whether on public service reform, education, health, anti-social behaviour and welfare, or in counter-terrorism
Tony Blair

Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born old, and some never grow so.
Tryon Edwards

I am all about health... and to me, size is not what defines your health.
Teri Hatcher

It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.
Mahatma Gandhi

I am not going to sit here and say to you everything in the health service is perfect.
Tony Blair

I totally wanted to fix up my health and to challenge myself. I've never attempted to keep fit or do any sports at all.
Lisa Mafia

A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn how by his own thought to derive benefit from his illnesses.
Hippocrates

Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
E B White

They took me to this health club and shoved hot wax over my chest. It was the most painful experience I've ever had. [On a full body wax for a new film]
Paul Nicholls

All mankind... being all equal and independent, no one ought to harm another in his life, health, liberty or possessions.
John Locke

'If you represent yourself as nurturer and provider, you can create a relationship. You need to keep them healthy. You run your hands over them and make sure they don't have ticks. You check around their ears. The cows love all of this, because you're completely relaxed with them.
Russell Crowe

For he who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.
Owen Arthur

A healthy Amtrak is an integral part of New York and the Nation's economy and transportation systems.
Timothy H Bishop

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbours.
Quentin Crisp

Every child in America deserves high-quality health care [but only the rich get it]
Nancy Johnson

Healthy children will not fear life if their elders have integrity enough not to fear death.
Erik Erikson

Family, nature and health all go together.
Olivia Newton-John

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
George Bernard Shaw

Beauty is nothing else but a just accord and mutual harmony of the members, animated by a healthful constitution.
John Dryden

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.
Anacharsis

If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader. [and a healthy one, too!]
Thomas Foley

If kids come to educators and teachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
Barbara Colorose

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben

I don't know why it is that we need to denigrate, to knock down. It's so unhealthy for the culture. It's so sick.
Barbra Streisand



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