There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint EastwoodBefore marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn MonroeMy motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so Jason and our marriage come first.
Angie HarmonI support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky FriedmanIt's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
Gary PlayerOn marriage to ex Beverly Hills 90210 star Shannen Doherty: I was never really sober through that whole relationship. I was out of my f***ing soul.
Ashley HamiltonBefore marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Helen RowlandThe real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara De AngelisThis relationship is going to be built on trust. [On marriage to Donald Trump, that ended just before she would have been guaranteed a healthy percentage of his fortune]
Marla MaplesOn marriage to Jennifer Aniston: I'm performing naked cartwheels. I'm very excited.
Brad PittIn marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.
William PennThe truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees.
Demi MooreBoth my marriages were failures! Number one departed, and number two stayed
Gustav MahlerI've had lots of offers of marriage and from women wanting to have my kids.
Gareth GatesBrought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette DavisMarriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.
Phyllis McGinleyI'm angry because she was supposed to marry me! [when asked what he thought of Prince Charles' impending marriage to Camilla Parker Bowles]
Bernard LaporteMany a good hanging prevents a bad marriage
William ShakespeareDad had said he thought marriage and the legal recognition of relationships was a matter for individual states to decide. He made it clear that he personally did not support the Federal Marriage Amendment.
Mary CheneyI once read that in any good marriage, one partner is the gardener and the other is the garden. We take it in turns to be either.
Meryl StreepMarriage isn't a word...it's a sentence!
King VidorMarriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.
P G WodehouseMarriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les DawsonLove, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen RowlandA happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
Andre MauroisMarriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph BarthI'm still waiting for him to ask [on boyfriend Andy Scott-Lee]. We have talked about marriage and it's definitely on the horizon.
Michelle HeatonMy first marriage was not happy. I married him because I was impressed that he knew which wines to order and how to leave his visiting card. Ridiculous reasons.
Jean SebergA woman dictates before marriage in order that she may have an appetite for submission afterwards.
George EliotMarriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Richard PryorMy future plans - Marriage, a villa and ten kids.
Peta WilsonMarriage takes work, but so does living alone. One of the things you have to work at is to have enough human resources and to plan ahead.
Barbara FeldonFor every marriage then is best in tune,
When that the wife is May, the husband June.
Rowland WatkynsOne should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
Honore De BalzacI will not remarry. I'm so grateful for the marriages that I have had. I wouldn't be who I am today if I hadn't had those.
Cheryl TiegsSometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
Drew BarrymoreA good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Honore De BalzacMarriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa HoffmanCompromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy
Phyllis McGinleyRomantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.
Thomas MooreMarriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert Keith ChestertonI hate to be a failure. I hate and regret the failure of my marriages. I would gladly give all my millions for just one lasting marital success.
J P GettyHe's the one guy I can credit for making me think about marriage in a whole new light, because every guy I've had in my life has either lied or cheated me financially or business-wise, or taken advantaged of me. [On Jordan - Jane September 2004]
Christina AguileraThus Dante's motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: 'Ye who enter here leave all hope behind.'
Emma GoldmanMarriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose BierceMore marriages might survive if the partners realised that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug LarsonThere may be good, but there are no pleasant marriages.
Rainer Maria RilkeAny intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora DuncanMarriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. (The Merchant of Yonkers 1939)
Thornton WilderWhen David [Arquette] and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early.
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