Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.
Jean De La BruyereThe truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees.
Demi MooreMarriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Sydney SmithThere is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
C S LewisOn her marriage breakup with Liam: I can honestly say that life is fantastic now. I'm so happy that all the mess I used to have to deal with is not my mess anymore.
Patsy KensitMarriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma BombeckBrought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette DavisBoth my marriages were failures! Number one departed, and number two stayed
Gustav MahlerLet us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill CosbyMarriage isn't a word...it's a sentence!
King VidorBruce [Willis] has been great about everything [on his marriage to Demi Moore]
Ashton KutcherOn rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma GoldmanThe real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara De AngelisI'm angry because she was supposed to marry me! [when asked what he thought of Prince Charles' impending marriage to Camilla Parker Bowles]
Bernard LaporteOn marriage to Madonna: 'We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.'
Guy RitchieHis designs were strictly honourable, as the phrase is; that is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage.
Henry FieldingThe life-fate of the modern individual depends not only upon the family into which he was born or which he enters by marriage, but increasingly upon the corporation in which he spends the most alert hours of his best years.
C Wright MillsMarriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
Douglas William Jerrold[I ask for] privacy space and time to allow us to try to re-build our marriage [on his marriage after revelations of an affair with a secretary]
John PrescottMarriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy ConnellyWe sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney DangerfieldMarriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.
Phyllis McGinleyAfter marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant JoshiMen who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and bought jewellery
Rita RudnerFor some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma BombeckDad had said he thought marriage and the legal recognition of relationships was a matter for individual states to decide. He made it clear that he personally did not support the Federal Marriage Amendment.
Mary CheneyBefore marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn MonroeMarriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph BarthThey say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint EastwoodMarriage is the grave or tomb of wit
Margaret CavendishEven though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that are the most important of those we know on earth: birth, marriage and death.
Jackie KennedyIf variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny CarsonMarriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
Barbara De AngelisMore belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
Rainer Maria RilkeThus Dante's motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: 'Ye who enter here leave all hope behind.'
Emma GoldmanMy future plans - Marriage, a villa and ten kids.
Peta WilsonFor every marriage then is best in tune,
When that the wife is May, the husband June.
Rowland WatkynsLove and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage.
Sammy CahnI've had lots of offers of marriage and from women wanting to have my kids.
Gareth GatesThis relationship is going to be built on trust. [On marriage to Donald Trump, that ended just before she would have been guaranteed a healthy percentage of his fortune]
Marla MaplesMarriage hath in it less of beauty but more of safety, than the single life; it hath more care, but less danger, it is more merry, and more sad; it is fuller of sorrows, and fuller of joys; it lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love and charity, and those burdens are delightful.
Bishop Jeremy TaylorMany a good hanging prevents a bad marriage
William ShakespeareI support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky FriedmanMarriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
VoltaireMarriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose BierceYesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
David LettermanMarriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!
Ben AffleckMarriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa HoffmanRomantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.
Thomas MooreA happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short
Andre Maurois
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