Marriage Quotes

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I'm still waiting for him to ask [on boyfriend Andy Scott-Lee]. We have talked about marriage and it's definitely on the horizon.
Michelle Heaton

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short
Andre Maurois

There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
C S Lewis

When David [Arquette] and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early.
Courtney Cox

My motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so Jason and our marriage come first.
Angie Harmon

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Irwin Corey

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman

He's the one guy I can credit for making me think about marriage in a whole new light, because every guy I've had in my life has either lied or cheated me financially or business-wise, or taken advantaged of me. [On Jordan - Jane September 2004]
Christina Aguilera

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife [on if marriage has changed him!]
Nikolay Davydenko

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage
William Shakespeare

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. (The Merchant of Yonkers 1939)
Thornton Wilder

Marriage is like life in this - that it is a field of battle and not a bed of roses.
Robert Louis Stevenson

I once read that in any good marriage, one partner is the gardener and the other is the garden. We take it in turns to be either.
Meryl Streep

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
J B Priestley

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
David Letterman

Thus Dante's motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: 'Ye who enter here leave all hope behind.'
Emma Goldman

My future plans - Marriage, a villa and ten kids.
Peta Wilson

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they have experienced pain and bought jewellery
Rita Rudner

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
Gary Player

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
Drew Barrymore

A marriage in which no quarrelling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment [Dammed if you do quarrel, damned if you don't!]
Flora Davis

Marriages are said to be made in Heaven, which may be why they don't work here on Earth.
Thomas Szasz

There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
Norman Mailer

We're good friends. I adore him and have a lot of time for him, but he's really not marriage material. He's out there and not ready to settle down [on T4 presenter Steve Jones]
Sarah Harding

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner

On marriage to Madonna: 'We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.'
Guy Ritchie

Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.
J R R Tolkien

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.
Phyllis McGinley

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

On marriage to ex Beverly Hills 90210 star Shannen Doherty: I was never really sober through that whole relationship. I was out of my f***ing soul.
Ashley Hamilton

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis

I'm angry because she was supposed to marry me! [when asked what he thought of Prince Charles' impending marriage to Camilla Parker Bowles]
Bernard Laporte

I hate to be a failure. I hate and regret the failure of my marriages. I would gladly give all my millions for just one lasting marital success.
J P Getty

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. (Harper's Magazine, 1949)
Bernard De Voto

Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.
Jean De La Bruyere

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Helen Rowland

Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.
Thomas Moore

Marriage is a great institution.
Elizabeth Taylor

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Sydney Smith

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. [Advice to those preparing for marriage]
James C Dobson

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman

In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.
William Penn

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck

I will not remarry. I'm so grateful for the marriages that I have had. I wouldn't be who I am today if I hadn't had those.
Cheryl Tiegs

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
George Jessel



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