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My first marriage was not happy. I married him because I was impressed that he knew which wines to order and how to leave his visiting card. Ridiculous reasons.
Jean Seberg

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. (The Merchant of Yonkers 1939)
Thornton Wilder

Dad had said he thought marriage and the legal recognition of relationships was a matter for individual states to decide. He made it clear that he personally did not support the Federal Marriage Amendment.
Mary Cheney

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
George Jessel

Some people dance through life, not having a steady job or a steady marriage, and this and that.
Nastassja Kinski

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
Rainer Maria Rilke

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma Bombeck

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. (Harper's Magazine, 1949)
Bernard De Voto

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan

Marriage is a great institution.
Elizabeth Taylor

Bruce [Willis] has been great about everything [on his marriage to Demi Moore]
Ashton Kutcher

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
Thomas Love Peacock

The life-fate of the modern individual depends not only upon the family into which he was born or which he enters by marriage, but increasingly upon the corporation in which he spends the most alert hours of his best years.
C Wright Mills

My motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so Jason and our marriage come first.
Angie Harmon

Marriages are said to be made in Heaven, which may be why they don't work here on Earth.
Thomas Szasz

Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions
Sidney Webb

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck

Marriage takes work, but so does living alone. One of the things you have to work at is to have enough human resources and to plan ahead.
Barbara Feldon

Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit
Margaret Cavendish

A marriage in which no quarrelling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment [Dammed if you do quarrel, damned if you don't!]
Flora Davis

For every marriage then is best in tune, When that the wife is May, the husband June.
Rowland Watkyns

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth

There may be good, but there are no pleasant marriages.
Rainer Maria Rilke

Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
Drew Barrymore

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
Douglas William Jerrold

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman

In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.
William Penn

Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
David Letterman

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood

I am very glad you have heard of it, anyway [when asked about his marriage]
Prince Charles

Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Helen Rowland

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin

My future plans - Marriage, a villa and ten kids.
Peta Wilson

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
Bette Davis

We're good friends. I adore him and have a lot of time for him, but he's really not marriage material. He's out there and not ready to settle down [on T4 presenter Steve Jones]
Sarah Harding

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma Goldman

A woman dictates before marriage in order that she may have an appetite for submission afterwards.
George Eliot

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Honore De Balzac

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman

Love and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage.
Sammy Cahn

On her marriage breakup with Liam: I can honestly say that life is fantastic now. I'm so happy that all the mess I used to have to deal with is not my mess anymore.
Patsy Kensit

I've had lots of offers of marriage and from women wanting to have my kids.
Gareth Gates

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
Gary Player

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi



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