My first marriage was not happy. I married him because I was impressed that he knew which wines to order and how to leave his visiting card. Ridiculous reasons.
Jean SebergMarriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. (The Merchant of Yonkers 1939)
Thornton WilderDad had said he thought marriage and the legal recognition of relationships was a matter for individual states to decide. He made it clear that he personally did not support the Federal Marriage Amendment.
Mary CheneyMarriage is a mistake every man should make.
George JesselSome people dance through life, not having a steady job or a steady marriage, and this and that.
Nastassja KinskiMore belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
Rainer Maria RilkeFor some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma BombeckBrought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette DavisThe proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. (Harper's Magazine, 1949)
Bernard De VotoThere's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint EastwoodAny intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora DuncanMarriage is a great institution.
Elizabeth TaylorBruce [Willis] has been great about everything [on his marriage to Demi Moore]
Ashton KutcherMarriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
Thomas Love PeacockThe life-fate of the modern individual depends not only upon the family into which he was born or which he enters by marriage, but increasingly upon the corporation in which he spends the most alert hours of his best years.
C Wright MillsMy motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so Jason and our marriage come first.
Angie HarmonMarriages are said to be made in Heaven, which may be why they don't work here on Earth.
Thomas SzaszMarriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions
Sidney WebbMarriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma BombeckMarriage takes work, but so does living alone. One of the things you have to work at is to have enough human resources and to plan ahead.
Barbara FeldonMarriage is the grave or tomb of wit
Margaret CavendishA marriage in which no quarrelling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment [Dammed if you do quarrel, damned if you don't!]
Flora DavisFor every marriage then is best in tune,
When that the wife is May, the husband June.
Rowland WatkynsIf variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny CarsonWe sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney DangerfieldMarriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph BarthThere may be good, but there are no pleasant marriages.
Rainer Maria RilkeSometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
Drew BarrymoreMarriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
Douglas William JerroldI support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky FriedmanIn marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.
William PennYesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
David LettermanThey say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint EastwoodI am very glad you have heard of it, anyway [when asked about his marriage]
Prince CharlesBefore marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Helen RowlandA successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlinMy future plans - Marriage, a villa and ten kids.
Peta WilsonAn affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
Bette DavisWe're good friends. I adore him and have a lot of time for him, but he's really not marriage material. He's out there and not ready to settle down [on T4 presenter Steve Jones]
Sarah HardingOn rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma GoldmanA woman dictates before marriage in order that she may have an appetite for submission afterwards.
George EliotA good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Honore De BalzacMarriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Gilbert Keith ChestertonMarriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa HoffmanLove and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage.
Sammy CahnOn her marriage breakup with Liam: I can honestly say that life is fantastic now. I'm so happy that all the mess I used to have to deal with is not my mess anymore.
Patsy KensitI've had lots of offers of marriage and from women wanting to have my kids.
Gareth GatesLet us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill CosbyIt's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
Gary PlayerAfter marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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