Money Quotes

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The staff go around thinking 'If I can pick up that paperclip, we won't have to spend more money'.
Henry Engelhardt

About ten years ago I appeared on Wogan as myself. The next day a man came up to me in the street and said, 'You're Harry Enfield, aren't you? I love your characters! Stavros cracks me up and as for Loadsamoney - he's the biz! But I saw you on Wogan last night - you're a right prat in real life, aren't you?'
Harry Enfield

I enjoy money. Not enough people in this world are happy. I'm determined to be contented, and having plenty of money from working makes it easier for me.
Karen Carpenter

It's a business. If I could make more money down in the zinc mines I'd be mining zinc.
Roger Maris

In a boarding school there's no privacy, no money, and no help, except from the larger family of the school itself. There's no dreamy solitude, no slack time, no lazing
Nelson W Aldrich

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.
Aphra Behn

It's great that they did it and now the French Open is going to struggle staying back [on equal prize money for women at Wimbledon]
Amelie Mauresmo

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery. [What's so good about plastic surgery]
Beverly Johnson

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen

Nobody deserves this much money - certainly not an actor.
Jack Lemmon

If there's no money in poetry, neither is there poetry in money
Robert Graves

This season we've had tournaments in Malta and China but the prize money is terrible. It's a bit of a shambles.
Matthew Stevens

If I had known there was prize money, I'd have won it.
Dean Macey

The money coming into the game [football] is incredible. But it is just the prune-juice effect - it comes in and goes out straight away. Agents run the game.
Alan Sugar

I don't know how much money the other teams will spend and whether they will sign the right players. You don't need to buy the best leg for your table. You need to buy the leg you need for your table
Rafael Benitez

A billion here and a billion there, and soon you're talking about real money.
Everett Dirksen

Money alone sets all the world in motion. - Maxims
Publilius Syrus

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo Philips

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.
Galbraith

He was a tall man with an astonishing and somehow elegant curvature of the spine, formed by an enlarged lower abdomen, which he carried in a stately and contented way, as if it contained money and securities
John Cheever

I know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than a man who devotes all the hours of the waking day to the making of money for money's sake.
John D Rockefeller

'Being horrible in a big film is a quicker nosedive than doing an obscure film and making no money.'
Renee Zellweger

'Six months before he died, my grand-father came to Australia to try to explain to me that he was dying. I was a young kid, very much into myself at the time. I was busking on the streets just to make enough money to pay my rent, There was this Japanese restaurant I'd always wanted to eat at but couldn't afford, so I suggested we go there.' It was an unfortunate choice. In Weans' weakened condition, the smell of the rice and soya sauce brought back memories of the Second World War. 'We couldn't have the talk he wanted to,' says Crowe. 'The day he died, I was in the kitchen of a flat in Woollarah, (an eastern suburb of Sydney). 'Suddenly a kookaburra bird flew in the window. It just looked at me. I knew my grandfather had died. I phoned home and my mother confirmed it. 'I insisted the bird was my grandfather's spirit, but my mom would have nothing of it.' One day last year, Crowe had a dream in which he was holding his mother and she was crying. He phoned home immediately. 'My mother said a woman who had worked closely with my grandfather had come to visit and, without prompting, had told her that on the day my grandfather died a bird had visited her as well. 'Learning this had reduced my mother to tears.' Crowe says he believes that 'with all this talk of angels, maybe they are just birds sent to us by those who have crossed over.' Tuesday, March 14, 2000
Russell Crowe

It is very rough on the people who have paid good money to watch him [on Ronnie giving up]
Graeme Dott

Money-giving is a very good criterion of a person's mental health. Generous people are rarely mentally ill people.
Karl Menninger

Money is how we keep the score in motor racing nowadays.
Colin Chapman

You pays your money and you takes your choice. (vol.10, p.17, 1846)
Punch

The people who make money the be-all and end-all of their lives are always punished for it by being exceptionally boring individuals.
Robert Barnard

I can't take HIS money...
I can't print MY OWN money...
I have to work for money, why dont I just lay down and die?
Homer Simpson

A fool and her money are soon courted.
Helen Rowland

I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.
Matthew Broderick

'Pudsey has had the same eye injury for years. You'd think with all the money they make we could get him some treatment.'
David Sneddon

Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
Josh Billings

Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. - Of Human Bondage
W Somerset Maugham

Even if it makes money and people like it, it's less than it could've been.
William Wisher

Winning isn't everything. It's the money you make doing it that's everything.
Lee Trevino

My father said: 'You must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let the other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for always making all the money, you won't have many deals.'
J P Getty

Books are masters who instruct us without rods or ferules, without words or anger, without bread or money. If you approach them, they are not asleep; if you seek them, they do not hide; if you blunder, they do not scold; if you are ignorant, they do not laugh at you.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction.
Virginia Woolf

Money is usually attracted, not pursued.
Jim Rohn

No man's credit is as good as his money.
John Dewey

If you work just for money, you'll never make it, but if you love what you're doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours
Ray Kroc

You've got to sing like you don't need the money.
Glenda Jackson

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.
Jackie Kennedy

When you meet a stranger, look at his shoes. Keep your money in your shoes.
Michael Stipe

Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.
Ayn Rand

When I started in my career, my sister was very sick so I play for her because we didn't have money.
Goran Ivanisevic

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
W C Fields

Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence.
Max Amsterdam

You do know I'm wanting to borrow books, not money or a key to a suite at the Cipriani?
Lucy Mangan



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