If all of these are sexist and prehistoric then I am guilty of them all.
Mike NewellPersonally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
Zsa Zsa GaborI think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn't and it really doesn't have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips.
Sophia LorenEvery generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.
Jeff FoxworthyI did the sex and rock and roll but not the drugs [on whether there was anyone in Labour cabinet who hadn't smoked cannabis]
Alan JohnsonI won't take my clothes off because I can't believe it's necessary. You can be sexy with your clothes on just as well as you can by taking off your blouse.
Heather ThomasIf insemination were the sole biological function of sex, it could be achieved far more economically in a few seconds of mounting and insertion. Indeed, the least social of mammals mate with scarcely more ceremony. The species that have evolved long-term bonds are also, by and large, the ones that rely on elabourate courtship rituals. Love and sex do indeed go together.
Edward O WilsonMasturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Thomas SzaszI haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma BombeckHitting is better than sex.
Reggie JacksonI just came into my own sexuality at thirty. I don't think it's something you can deeply experience at 18 or any time before that.
Eva LongoriaHump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life, but it won't win the World Cup.
Ken BatesAt the moment it is too much - everywhere I go, girls are screaming or fainting [on being a sex symbol]
Robert PattinsonWhen I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'
Sharon Stone'Purple is sex personified - it's like something from Agent Provocateur with spaghetti straps and nothing like enough support' (Good Homes Magazine March 2003)
Laurence Llewelyn-BowenIt isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Matt BarryObviously it is flattering to come high up in a chart like that. [on being 28th sexiest woman in a South African magazine]
Bianca TrytsmanNow I know myself, I feel more confident about being more sexual.
Natalie PortmanFor flavour, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin CrispI have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
Yves Saint LaurentAutograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity.
Laurence OlivierWomen's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.
Angela CarterSex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry HumphriesI believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
Jack HandyAn orgasm joins you to the past. Its timelessness becomes the brotherhood; the brethren are lovers; they extend the 'family.' I share that sexuality. It was then, is now and will be in the future.
Derek JarmanShe's tiny! [On Victoria Beckham]
What's wrong with Shakira? She's sexy, curvy.
Billie PiperKids today are much more independent than their parents were. We're really into getting jobs and we mature sexually much earlier than a generation ago. Or, at least, we are involved in sex earlier
Phoebe CatesPlaying is the only place where I've felt in touch with my sexuality, my spirituality and my emotions, and never ever, ever anywhere else. So my life is a bit tricky because when I'm not playing, I'm just trying to walk down the street.
Tori AmosThe important thing in acting is to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life
Glenda JacksonSex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield'She has black underwear. That means she wants to have sex some day' [Ten Things I Hate About You]
Larisa OleynikFor those of you who don't know me personally, and have labelled me as prehistoric, a caveman and a bigot, can I ask you this? Is having traditional values sexist?
Mike NewellWe are based out in Essex and God knows how many white van drivers we have had shouting out of their windows that we are dopers and they didn't want the Tour de France here
Bradley WigginsSex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century
Malcolm MuggeridgeI think our kids will look back on all that as being funny when they get older [being sex symbols along with Brad Pitt] because they think of us as being really dorky - in fact the dorkiest people on the planet.
Angelina JolieWomen need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
Billy CrystalOur sex life has been ruined since the arrival of our first baby. We can't be so spontaneous because we don't want the nanny to hear us. We can't scream and yell like we used to.
Cindy CrawfordI love to let out all my feelings of who I really am through my pictures. I let out my sexiness, innocence, daringness, sweet, and wild side.
Alley BaggettSickness, like sex, demands a private room, or at the very least, a discreet curtain around the ward bed.
Violet WeingartenWhat most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal.
Erich FrommThe truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.
Lana TurnerA great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-confidence that makes someone really sexy.
Vivica FoxA part of sexuality may go to research, and a much larger part must lead to aesthetic creation. The art of the future will, because of the very opportunities and materials it will have at its command, need an infinitely stronger formative impulse than it does now.
John Desmond BernalThe sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Marcus AureliusShe thinks Sex and the City is something married people do but never talk about. [poking fun at her elder families old fashioned views]
Jenna BushPornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it
D H LawrenceMike Myers. He’s so sexy because he’s so talented. I’d like to be in his mind when he writes, to find out what makes him tick. Whoops! I’m imagining Mike Myers naked right now, and that’s just making me stop. I think I’d better stay with his analytical mind
Krista AllenAn intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous HuxleyNow the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
Florence KingI never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to sex.
David Lodge
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