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If all of these are sexist and prehistoric then I am guilty of them all.
Mike Newell

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn't and it really doesn't have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips.
Sophia Loren

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.
Jeff Foxworthy

I did the sex and rock and roll but not the drugs [on whether there was anyone in Labour cabinet who hadn't smoked cannabis]
Alan Johnson

I won't take my clothes off because I can't believe it's necessary. You can be sexy with your clothes on just as well as you can by taking off your blouse.
Heather Thomas

If insemination were the sole biological function of sex, it could be achieved far more economically in a few seconds of mounting and insertion. Indeed, the least social of mammals mate with scarcely more ceremony. The species that have evolved long-term bonds are also, by and large, the ones that rely on elabourate courtship rituals. Love and sex do indeed go together.
Edward O Wilson

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Thomas Szasz

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck

Hitting is better than sex.
Reggie Jackson

I just came into my own sexuality at thirty. I don't think it's something you can deeply experience at 18 or any time before that.
Eva Longoria

Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life, but it won't win the World Cup.
Ken Bates

At the moment it is too much - everywhere I go, girls are screaming or fainting [on being a sex symbol]
Robert Pattinson

When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'
Sharon Stone

'Purple is sex personified - it's like something from Agent Provocateur with spaghetti straps and nothing like enough support' (Good Homes Magazine March 2003)
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Matt Barry

Obviously it is flattering to come high up in a chart like that. [on being 28th sexiest woman in a South African magazine]
Bianca Trytsman

Now I know myself, I feel more confident about being more sexual.
Natalie Portman

For flavour, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp

I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
Yves Saint Laurent

Autograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity.
Laurence Olivier

Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.
Angela Carter

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry Humphries

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
Jack Handy

An orgasm joins you to the past. Its timelessness becomes the brotherhood; the brethren are lovers; they extend the 'family.' I share that sexuality. It was then, is now and will be in the future.
Derek Jarman

She's tiny! [On Victoria Beckham]
What's wrong with Shakira? She's sexy, curvy.
Billie Piper

Kids today are much more independent than their parents were. We're really into getting jobs and we mature sexually much earlier than a generation ago. Or, at least, we are involved in sex earlier
Phoebe Cates

Playing is the only place where I've felt in touch with my sexuality, my spirituality and my emotions, and never ever, ever anywhere else. So my life is a bit tricky because when I'm not playing, I'm just trying to walk down the street.
Tori Amos

The important thing in acting is to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life
Glenda Jackson

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield

'She has black underwear. That means she wants to have sex some day' [Ten Things I Hate About You]
Larisa Oleynik

For those of you who don't know me personally, and have labelled me as prehistoric, a caveman and a bigot, can I ask you this? Is having traditional values sexist?
Mike Newell

We are based out in Essex and God knows how many white van drivers we have had shouting out of their windows that we are dopers and they didn't want the Tour de France here
Bradley Wiggins

Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century
Malcolm Muggeridge

I think our kids will look back on all that as being funny when they get older [being sex symbols along with Brad Pitt] because they think of us as being really dorky - in fact the dorkiest people on the planet.
Angelina Jolie

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
Billy Crystal

Our sex life has been ruined since the arrival of our first baby. We can't be so spontaneous because we don't want the nanny to hear us. We can't scream and yell like we used to.
Cindy Crawford

I love to let out all my feelings of who I really am through my pictures. I let out my sexiness, innocence, daringness, sweet, and wild side.
Alley Baggett

Sickness, like sex, demands a private room, or at the very least, a discreet curtain around the ward bed.
Violet Weingarten

What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal.
Erich Fromm

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.
Lana Turner

A great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-confidence that makes someone really sexy.
Vivica Fox

A part of sexuality may go to research, and a much larger part must lead to aesthetic creation. The art of the future will, because of the very opportunities and materials it will have at its command, need an infinitely stronger formative impulse than it does now.
John Desmond Bernal

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Marcus Aurelius

She thinks Sex and the City is something married people do but never talk about. [poking fun at her elder families old fashioned views]
Jenna Bush

Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it
D H Lawrence

Mike Myers. He’s so sexy because he’s so talented. I’d like to be in his mind when he writes, to find out what makes him tick. Whoops! I’m imagining Mike Myers naked right now, and that’s just making me stop. I think I’d better stay with his analytical mind
Krista Allen

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
Florence King

I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to sex.
David Lodge



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