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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Isabel Allende

I can remember when there weren't any women managers or computers. The computers have come in a lot quicker than the women.
Sheila MacDonald

My last two films have been with women, and it was a wonderful experience.
Stacey Dash

Women love always: when earth slips from them, they take refuge in heaven.
George Sand

Here are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan

Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian

See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.

Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

I remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.

The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Danny McCrossan

Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.
Dwight Eisenhower

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything but the obvious.
Oscar Wilde

I think we would struggle to get that one through (on the South Africa policy of 'no women, no alcohol')
Eddie Jones

I would like to see two independent wavelengths - one controlled by women, and one for us, controlled by men
Patrick Moore

Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially.
Sylvester Stallone

Men we drive ourselves crazy. Men always want to marry a virgin, but during the act of sex on the wedding night we tell the women to say 'you're the best, you're the best', then afterwards we wonder better than who?
Jerry Seinfield

If all men are born free, how is it that all women are born slaves?
Mary Astell

The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.
Virginia Woolf

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
George Best

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.
Catherine Zeta Jones

The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in function, spiritual in tendency
Margaret Fuller

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed
Marcello Mastroianni

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp

I have a notion that gamblers are as happy as most people, being always excited; women, wine, fame, the table, even ambition, sate now and then, but every turn of the card and cast of the dice keeps the gambler alive - besides one can game ten times longer than one can do any thing else.
Lord Byron

This is an important book, the critic assumes, because it deals with war. This is an insignificant book because it deals with the feelings of women in a drawing-room.
Virginia Woolf

Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old. (A Taste of Honey)
Shelagh Delaney

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

More countries have understood that women's equality is a prerequisite for development.
Kofi Annan

One of my goals is to stop wearing women's clothes.
Noel Gallagher

America is a land where men govern, but women rule.
John Brown

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
George Bernard Shaw

I am firmly against women riding in National Hunt races.
Dick Francis

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda-water the day after.
Lord Byron

Footballers wives are just as bad as benefit scroungers. These women have nannies, they don't cook or clean, and never do a days work. What kind of aspiration is that?
Cheryl Tweedy

It will take a long time for women's effect on politics to register so that we may properly appraise it.
Florence E Allen

Italian men do appreciate beautiful women. They're not afraid of the beauty, which is nice.
Eva Herzigova

A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
Barbara De Angelis

His sayings are generally like women's letters; all the pith is in the postscript. (On Charles Lamb)
William Hazlitt

If women want any rights more than they's got, why don't they just take them, and not be talking about it.
Sojourner Truth

American women shoot the hippopotamus with eyebrows made of platinum (Abinger Harvest, 1936)
E M Forster

I've had gay men, straight men, gay women, straight women and everything in between.
Immodesty Blaize

Women have no sympathy and my experience of women is almost as large as Europe.
Florence Nightingale

My only interest in women's clothes is what's underneath them.
Lynda Carter

It is with passion and dedication that I will be attentive to the needs of women and fight relentlessly for their rights
Claudia Cardinale

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women
John Wayne

Before our kids start coming home from Iraq in body bags and women and children start dying in Baghdad, I need to know, what did Iraq do to us?
Susan Sarandon

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind.
Kay Ingram

In our country, true teams rarely exist . . . social barriers and personal ambitions have reduced athletes to dissolute cliques or individuals thrown together for mutual profit . . . Yet these rugby players. with their muddied, cracked bodies, are struggling to hold onto a sense of humanity that we in America have lost and are unlikely to regain. The game may only be to move a ball forward on a dirt field, but the task can be accomplished with an unshackled joy and its memories will be a permanent delight. The women and men who play on that rugby field are more alive than too many of us will ever be. The foolish emptiness we think we perceive in their existence is only our own
Victor Cahn

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways: women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.
Pope John XXIII

The history of progress is written in the blood of men and women who have dared to espouse an unpopular cause, as, for instance, the black man's right to his body, or woman's right to her soul.
Emma Goldman

I've noticed that men and women react very differently to other people's children.

Women don't make a distinction. Kids are kids. They lavish as much attention and concern no matter whose child it is.
Steve Zahn

Women who love the same man have a kind of bitter freemasonry.
Max Beerbohm

All they are is sperm donors, and most women aren't going to want an unemployable sperm donor loafing around and making the house look untidy [on men]
Michael Buerk



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