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Weird Al Yankovic
The stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep. That’s your horoscope for today.
Now there's a motor cycle passing by, watch what happens when i open my door!!
'as i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain, i take a look at my life and realise its very plain'
Last night as I was watching TV, they broke in with a special report, of a devastating earthquake in Peru. There were 40,000 crushed to death, even more were buried alive, on the Richter scale it measured 8.2. And I said, "God, please answer me one question--why'd they have to interrupt the Simpsons just for this??? What a drag, cuz I was taping it and everything, and now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed, the part of the show I miiissssed...Why does this always happen, why does this always happen, why does this always happen to me???"
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