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A bunch of nuns are about to go on a cycling trip and are standing in a courtyard screaming.Eventually tis gets so bad that the mother superior comes out and yells:IF I HEAR ANY MORE FROM YOU LOT I'M PUTTING THE SEATS BACK ON THOSE BICYCLES!
A man goes into toy shop to buy a barbie for his daughter.The shop assistant shows him the first barbie.It's a scuba barbie for £14 that comes with it's own scuba gear.
The next barbie is a picnic barbie that comes with a basket,car and full picnic set for £50.
'This is divorced barbie says the shop assistant,she costs £100.'
'Why does she cost so much?'asks the man.
'Well sir she comes with Ken's car,Ken's house,Ken's kids,Ken's stuff,Ken's savings...
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