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ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE----AND I'M THE GUY WHO CLEANS IT.
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST-----DIDN'T GET THE JOKE
I ENJOYED COLLEGE----BUT FOUND IT INTERFERED WITH MY EDUCATION
IF IT HAD'NT HAVE BEEN FOR THE LITTLE WOMAN BEHIND ME-----I WOULD HAVE SUCEEDED.
WORSE THINGS HAPPEN AT SEA-----BUT NOT ON MY SHIP THEY DONT.
A BACHELOR IS A MAN-----WHO DOES'NT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ONCE.
A BACHELOR IS A MAN-----WHO DOES'NT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ONCE.
WE ARE ALL BUT FALLEN LEAVES FLOATING ON THE RIVER OF FATE.
TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE IN THE COMPANY OF NONE SMOKING FRIEND'S-----IS TANTAMOUNT TO FARTING IN THEIR FACES.
THEY CALL HIM 'HOVIS'------BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS LOAFING AROUND.
THE ONLY 'STREETWISE' PERSON I KNOW IS------MY MAILMAN.
NO MATTER HOW HARD IT TRIES-----THE CROW WILL NEVER WHISTLE BETTER THAN MAN
LET THE RATS--- DEVOUR THE RATS
DID COLUMBUS DISCOVER AMERICA?-----OR DID WARNER BROTHER'S INVENT IT.
BETTER TO BE PARANOID------THAN SORRY. geoff.hopley.
BRITONS HAVE NO NEED TO WAVE THE FLAG------THE WORLD KNOWS WHO WE ARE.geoff.hopley.
JESUS IS ROR LIFE-----AND NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS.geoff.hopley.
A MAN IS EITHER BORN A POLITICIAN------OR BORN SENSIBLE.
THE MORE ELABORATE THE KITCHEN-----THE MORE MUNDANE THE MEAL.geoff hopley.
I WOULD LOVE OPERA EVEN MORE-------IF THE PERFORMERS DIDN'T SING. geoff.hopley.
NAPOLEON WAS A MAN SMALL IN STATURE------BUT A GIANT IN SPIRIT.geoff.hopley.
TO IGNORE YOUR FRIENDS------IS TO IGNORE YOUR PAST.geoff.hopley.
THIS GUY ANON-------JUST HOW MANY QUOTATIONS DID HE WRITE.
YOU SHOULD'NT LAUGH,SNEER,OR MAKE FUN OF THESE POOR MIS-GUIDED PEOPLE.------YOU MAY WANT TO VOTE REPUBLICAN YOURSELF SOMEDAY.geoff.hopley.
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE FAMOUS TO COMPOSE A QUOTATION-----BUT IT SURE DOES HELP.geoff.hopley.
"IF YOU CANT DRAW,CANT PAINT,AND ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS AT COMPOSITION,-------THEN WHY NOT TAKE UP ABSTRACT ART" geoff.hopley.
"AM I IN LOVE? WELL IM NOT REALLY SURE-----MY CHEMICALS ARE STILL WORKING AT IT" geoff.hopley.
"WE HAVE IN BRITAIN A TWO CLASS SYSTEM,THOSE WHO THINK THEY ARE UPPER CLASS-----AND THOSE WHO BELIEVE THEM."geoff hopley.
"ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR YOUR COUNTRY-----OR SOME POLITICIANS'S MISTAKE"?geoff.hopley.
"NEVER LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH------UNLESS IT'S TROJAN"geoff.hopley.
"ALL HUMOUR IS A SOPHISTICATED FORM OF CRUELTY"geoff hopley
"IS CONTEMPORORY ART-----"CON"TEMPORARY ART"geoff hopley
"YOUV'E GOT NOTHING TO LOSE-----EXCEPT YOUR BLUES"geoff.hopley.
"SHE GIVES ME THE GHOST TREATMENT-----TREATS ME AS IF I WEREN'T THERE"geoff.hopley.
"MAN IS THE SLAVE-----TO THE DREAMS AND ASPIRATIONS OF THE CHILD"geoff.hopley.
"TO THE ROMANY GYPSY ALL ROADS LEAD TO HOME"geoff.hopley.
"IN BUSINESS CIRCLES THE MAN WAS KNOWN AS THE MIGHTY OAK TREE-----THAT GREW INTO AN ACORN"g.hopley
"YOU HAVE TO BE IN IT-----TO LOSE IT" g.hopley.
"MY MOTHER IN LAW IS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT DOESNT HAVE TO CHANGE HER APPEARANCE FOR HALLOWEEN NIGHT."g.hopley.
"ONE MAN'S RUBBISH IS ANOTHER MAN's TREASURE" g.hopley.
"HE WAS ONCE KNOWN AS THE MAN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE-----NOW HE'S KNOWN AS THE PILE ON THE BOTTOM".g.hopley.
"I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO GET MARRIED------BUT THERE AGAIN WHY SHOULD I GIVE UP SEX".g.hopley.
"please dont scratch your head in here,otherwise youll get sawdust all over the place."g.hopley.
"WOULD YOU TRAVEL ALONG SIDE BELGIAN DETECTIVE HERCULE POIROT?--------OR IS THE MAN A JINX!!!."g.hopley.
" IM HAPPY TO SAY, I FIGHT THE FLAB EVERY DAY--------HER NAME IS MAUREEN".geoff.hopley.
"WOULD YOU, LIKE TO BE A POLITICIAN?.-----OR DO YOU PREFER TO WORK FOR A LIVING.geoff.hopley.
"TI'S KNOWLEDGE THAT BREEDS AGGRESSION".geoff.hopley.
"there was a time when loads of girls used to send me
"THERE WAS A TIME WHEN LOADS OF GIRLS USED TO SEND ME VALENTINE CARDS-------NOW THEY SEND ME LETTER BOMBS."geoff hopley.
"MARRIAGE IS A WONDERFUL INSTITUTION----IT DRIVES MEN TO DRINK,AND WOMEN TO TABLETS."geoff.hopley.
"COME ON CHEER UP IT WILL SOON BE CHRISTMAS----AS THE CHICKEN SAID TO THE TURKEY".geoff.hopley.
"THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IS A HOUSE----FULL OF OLD TARTS AND OLD FARTS"geoff.hopley.
"WELCOME TO IRELAND------BEWARE OF THE BOG"geoff.hopley.
"WELCOME TO IRELAND----BEWARE OF THE BOG"geoff.hopley.
"HES A MAN THATS NOT AFRAID OF HARD WORK----HES JUST TERRIFIED OF IT"geoff.hopley.
"I'TS NICE TO BE MISSED-----EVEN NICER TO BE KISSED."geoff.hopley.
"THE SHOWS NOT OVER------TILL THE MOTHER IN LAW SINGS".geoff.hopley.
"TODAY ITS NEWS------TOMORROW IT'S HISTORY."geoff.hopley.
"IN TIMES OF WAR------ TRUTH IS THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB."geoff.hopley.
"HE'S A WONDERFUL HUSBAND,HE GIVES EVERY PENNY TO THE WIFE-------BUT ONLY THE PENNIES"geoff.hopley.
"THEY COOK THE KIND OF MEALS WHICH----- KILLS OFF A RAVENOUS APPETITE"geoff.hopley.
"I'M MOST PROUD TO SAY,ALL MY STORIES ARE ORIGINAL-----YOU CAN ASK THE AUTHORS"geoff.hopley.
"HE'S THE KIND OF MAN THAT WOULDN'T HURT A FLY-----BUT A FLY COULD HURT HIM."geoff.hopley.
"AND AS MY DEAR OLD GRANDMA USED TO SAY-----I NEVER SAID ANY SUCH THING."geoff.hopley.
"ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN'T GOLD AND ALL THATS SILVER ISN'T OLD."geoff.hopley.
"BRITAIN IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL MANSION--- WITH EACH ROOM PRESENTING A PLEASANT SURPRISE"geoff.hopley.
"ENGLAND DEAR ENGLAND, THE LAND OF ROAST BEEF AND YORKSHIRE CURRY"geoff.hopley.
"A BANK MANGER-----A MAN WHO WELCOMES YOU WITH OPEN PALMS".geoff.hopley.
"EVERY DAY I GET BEGGING LETTERS----BEGGING ME NOT TO SING."geoff.hopley
"I WANTED TO BUY A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR THE MOTHER IN LAW------BUT OXFAM WAS CLOSED"geoff.hopley.
"WHAT ME PULL A BIRD?-----WHY,I COULD'NT EVEN PULL A DOOR CLOSED".geoff.hopley.
"HE'S A MAN WITH SO MUCH TIME-----AND WITH SO VERY LITTLE TO DO."geoff.hopley.
"MY WIFE AND I HAVE A TRUELY WONDERFUL SEX LIFE-----BUT NOT WITH EACH OTHER."geoff.hopley.
"GENTLEMEN, YOU CAN CALL ME BY ANY LOW LIFE NAME UNDER THE SUN,AND I SHALL NOT BE OFFENDED,BUT BE WARNED.SHOULD YOU CALL ME A CONSERVATIVE SUPPORTER,THEN,----I'LL NOT BE OFFENDED"geoff.hopley.
"MEMBER'S OF PARLIAMENT YOU SAY-----BUT THEY LOOK SO LIFELIKE"geoff.hopley.
"FROM THE MOMENT HE WALKS IN,HE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM----THE PYROMANIAC"geoff.hopley.
"PERSONALLY I HAVE NO WISH TO BE FAMOUS----ONLY MY WORKS OF ART."geoff.hopley.
"IT'S NOT A CASE OF CHILDREN GROWING UP TO QUICKLY, BUT A CASE OF ADULTS GROWING UP TO SLOWLY."geoff.hopley.
"BUREAUCRACY IS THE FACELESS MONSTER, WHICH YOU CANT HIT BACK"geoff.hopley.
"WHY IS IT,ANGEL'S ARE ALWAYS DEPICTED AS WOMEN AND NEVER AS MEN?"geoff.hopley
"WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS A MAN WELL BRED,WELL READ,AND WELL FED"geoff.hopley.
" AN EMPTY BOOKCASE INDICATES AN EMPTY MIND"geoff.hopley
"IT WAS THE TYPE OF MUSICAL THAT I'D HIGHLY RECOMMEND TO ----MY ENEMIES"geoff.hopley.
"TAKE CARE OF THE GENERATION---- THAT TOOK CARE OF YOU"geoff.hopley.
"EVERYTHING IN MODERATION------EXCEPT FOR THE THINGS WE LIKE".geoff.hopley.
"A CIVIL WAR?-----NO WAR IS CIVIL."geoff.hopley.
"ALL THE LEAVES MAY HAVE FALLEN----BUT THE MIGHTY OAK STILL STANDS."geoff.hopley.
"CHINA,THE LAND OF SILK AND MONEY"geoff.hopley.
" DONALDD TRUMP IS A FINE FIGURE OF A MAN-----JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HIS BANK ACCOUNT"geoff.hopley.
"CHINA THE LAND OF SILK AND HONEY"geoff.hopley.
"IN HOLLYWOOD THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM INDICATES,A CELEBRITY IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN ------INNOCENT."geoff.hopley
"IS SPEC SAVERS A BANK FOR THE POOR"?.geoff.hopley.
"A FRIEND, IN NEED IS A FRIEND----IN DEBT.geoff.hopley.
"MONEY BREEDS POWER-----POWER BREEDS CONTEMPT"geoff.hopley.
"REAL EDUCATION BEGINS ONLY AFTER LEAVING COLLEGE."geoff.hopley.
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