Quotations
Being unoriginal is like playing the prop in some play. You are needed to help move along the proceedings but you will never change the course of the script.
A bad piece of art is like a pimple. Annoying, commonplace and always showing up at the wrong place and time.
The great thing about being in a relaitionship is feeling free and uninhibiated in the bedroom. This is why I always sleep with strange men in my boyfriends bedroom.
Evening strolls are said to ease the mind and elevate the spirit. But not if you are strolling through your own insane ideas.
Looking out the window on a rainy day lets one know what it's like to be a sock looking in on a bustling laundromat.
A janitor is one of my favorite people because I love listening to the piano. He has the magical set of keys.
They say when you push the limits you are playing with fire. But I happen to enjoy the smell of burnt flesh.
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