Quotes by:
Bart SimpsonAbout this character:
Member of the famous cartoon family, The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening
Quotations:
What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart SimpsonEat my shorts
Bart SimpsonAye caramba!
Bart SimpsonI don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!
Bart SimpsonDon't have cow man.
Bart SimpsonWhat a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding ...
Bart SimpsonAren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Bart SimpsonYou can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Bart SimpsonChristmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
Bart SimpsonCan we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
Bart SimpsonThere's no such thing as a soul, it's something parents made up to scare little kids like the boogey man or Michael Jackson
Bart SimpsonI didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
Bart SimpsonParadox is when you're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't.'
Bart SimpsonNo matter how bad life is it comes back and bite you on the ass
Bart SimpsonShes lying slice her head off!
Bart SimpsonEat My Shorts.!!
Bart SimpsonD'oh!
Bart SimpsonIf you think i was stupid your thinking wrong
Bart SimpsonEat ma shortiez !
Bart SimpsonMy name is Bart Simpson,who the hell are you?
Bart Simpson
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