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Bart Simpson

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Member of the famous cartoon family, The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening. Bart Simpson and his Dad Homer are the main characters in this cartoon.

Bart is known for being, well, bright yellow and wearing his trademark blue shorts. The voice for Bart Simpson is done by Nancy Cartwright.

A little known piece of trivia is that Bart's name was chosen because it is an anagram of the word 'brat', or at least so it is said. He is ten years old, and has been that age for a long time - something only afforded to cartoon characters!

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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson

Eat my shorts
Bart Simpson

Aye caramba!
Bart Simpson

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!
Bart Simpson

Don't have cow man.
Bart Simpson

What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding ...
Bart Simpson

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson

You can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Bart Simpson

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
Bart Simpson

Can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
Bart Simpson

There's no such thing as a soul, it's something parents made up to scare little kids like the boogey man or Michael Jackson
Bart Simpson

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
Bart Simpson

Paradox is when you're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't.'
Bart Simpson

No matter how bad life is it comes back and bite you on the ass
Bart Simpson

Shes lying slice her head off!
Bart Simpson

Eat My Shorts.!!
Bart Simpson

D'oh!
Bart Simpson

If you think i was stupid your thinking wrong
Bart Simpson

Eat ma shortiez !
Bart Simpson

My name is Bart Simpson,who the hell are you?
Bart Simpson
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