I don't
remember names, I
remember faces. You should be introduced by the face. Whatever it is you
remember about that person. 'Big Nose, Short Pants, come here a second. This is my friend, Hawaiian Shirt, Bad Haircut.'
View quotes by Paul Reiser"We do not
remember days, we
remember moments."
View quotes by Cesare PaveseLike all great travellers, I have seen more than I
remember, and
remember more than I have seen.
View quotes by Benjamin DisraeliWhen I
remember my family, I always
remember their backs. They were always indignantly leaving places.
View quotes by Susan CheeverMine [first memory] is my sister being born. My dad gave me Play-Doh. I don't
remember the baby, but I
remember eating the Play-Doh.
View quotes by J K RowlingHere are a list of Quotes from the delightful Northern Irish Comedian Danny McCrossan
Even the most powerful lie detector invented couldn’t drag a secret out of a woman, however, women rarely have lunch with lie detectors… - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian
See women need to talk because they feel like they have to have adequate levels of communication in order to sustain a healthy and open relationship, whereas men are only driven to speak because of matters beyond their control, like not being able to find clean socks. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
In Pagan times, uninspired people made sacrifices at the altar, and today, thanks to marraige, many still do. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
When women are bored they do the usual things, they eat, they go shopping, they neurotically judge the looks of other women, but men, men invade another country! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Anything that I’ve ever done that ended up worthwhile, initially scared me to death. Wether it was walking out on stage for that very first time, or asking a girl to include me in her plans for the future, but you know what, You have to risk everything sometimes or you risk even more. It’s not the challenges we face that define us, it’s the actions we take. - Danny McCrossan -Northern irish Comedian.
Everyone had big plans for me when I was younger, it was a cliche “Danny can do anything he wants to do” So I did the only thing I ever thought was worthwhile, bring laughter into the world. How I came to been seen as somewhat of a dissapointment to all those people who had made plans for me, well that still makes me chuckle. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
You learn alot in your teenage years, for instance I learned that if you’re ever being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a little tunnel, then onto a mini seesaw and then jump through a ring of fire, they’ve trained for that y’see. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
Asking people in Northern Ireland what they think of politics is like asking the Jews what they think of Hitler. - Danny MCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
There are too many warnings on packaging these days - defrost before eating - Use as directed - I mean, what’s next, you buy a packet of condoms, warning - may contain nuts! - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I say don’t conform, don’t allow yourself to be pigeon holed, it’s no good for the soul, and the pigeon doesn’t enjoy it either. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
I
remember how nervous I was my very first gig and I
remember when I walked out on stage and spoke those words, how the audience laughed and laughed. I swore, there and then, that one day I would have my revenge. - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
The sign said “This door to remain closed at all times” Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a door? - Danny McCrossan - Northern Irish Comedian.
View quotes by Danny McCrossanWhat I say today everybody will say tomorrow, though they will not
remember who put it into their heads. Indeed they will be right for I never
remember who puts things into my head : it is the Zeitgeist.
View quotes by George Bernard Shaw'I could be unbelievably horrible and stupid. On tours I'd get on a plane, then get off it, maybe six or eight times. I'd walk out of a hotel suite because I didn't like the colour of the bedspread. I
remember looking out of my room at the Inn on the Park one day and saying, 'It's too windy. Can someone please do something about it.'
View quotes by Elton JohnJust
remember, you can do anything you set your mind to, but it takes action, perseverance, and facing your fears.
View quotes by Gillian Anderson'You will always
remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow' - Pirates of the Caribbean
View quotes by Johnny DeppI want people to
remember me as a full on entertainer and a good person.
View quotes by Aaliyah'I want you to
remember something for me. My name is Robbie Williams. I'm a singer, a songwriter, and a born entertainer.'
(Live at Knebworth park summer 2003)
View quotes by Robbie WilliamsBetter by far you should forget and smile
Than that you should
remember and be sad.
View quotes by Christina RossettiHappiness isn't something you experience; it's something you
remember.
View quotes by Oscar LevantI never
remember feeling tired by work, though idleness exhausts me completely.
See Arthur Conan Doyle's entry on Said What for more quotes
View quotes by Sherlock HolmesIn the End, we will
remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
View quotes by Martin Luther King JrI hear and I forget, I see and I
remember, I do and I understand
View quotes by ConfuciusTinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still
remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.
View quotes by Peter PanThere are three things I always forget. Names, faces and... the third I can't
rememberView quotes by Italo SvevoYes; I
remember Adlestrop-
The name, because one afternoon
Of heat the express-train drew up there
Unwontedly. It was late June.
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