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I was looking in the mirror today and my waist is still 28 inches. I think it's all because I have a large bosom and a large ass. I have a large ass and it always just looks like I'm bigger than the rest of the girls. I could lose 20 pounds and I'm still going to have these knockers and I'm going to have this ass, and that's just the way it is.
View quotes by Serena Williams

'People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.'
View quotes by Alicia Silverstone

And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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'Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.'
View quotes by Jim Carrey

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God - never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass.
View quotes by Jennifer Aniston

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
View quotes by Billy Connelly

On her new clothing range: "It takes new s**t and ass-old s**t and makes it even newer s**t."
View quotes by Kelis

On going blonde for the 'Scooby Doo' film: It's a pain in the ass. I never thought I would ever use terms like 'My roots!' Or 'My dye job!' or 'My colour's not holding.'
View quotes by Freddie Prinze Junior

'If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.'
View quotes by Charles Dickens

I am ashamed the law is such an ass.
View quotes by George Chapman

Or what Mr. O' Bannon, are you going to kick my ass? I've read all about your ridiculous escapades. So, how does it feel to kill a Mummy with your bare hands? Only a nation of uneducated rednecks would believe such cowboy drivel.
View quotes by Aiden Gillen

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
View quotes by Maya Angelou

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
View quotes by Ambrose Bierce

I have no job, I have no money, I have no car, but I'm in a kick ass band!
View quotes by Deryck Whibley

Can an ass be tragic? To perish under a burden one can neither bear nor throw off? The case of the philosopher.
View quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
View quotes by Robinson Jeffers

People driving past and
guys in clubs will always look at long hair and your ass.
View quotes by Nicola Charles

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
View quotes by Chris Farley

Writing songs is great because it gets you off your ass and you have to do it.
View quotes by Hugh Dillon



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