I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
Imagination |
Billy Connelly quoteIn Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.
Weather |
Billy Connelly quoteBefore you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Billy Connelly quote Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right to the f***ing bone
Billy Connelly quote To a member of the audience who was heckling - 'Don't tell me how to do my job, do I go to your job and tell you how to sweep up
Billy Connelly quote Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
Billy Connelly quote Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's
easy - you look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you
know it's a McDonald's.
Billy Connelly quote A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!
Billy Connelly quote Biography
Scottish comedian (NB: this is a common mis-spelling, actually Billy Connolly)
