I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said '
Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern
Baptist or Southern
Baptist?'
He said 'Northern
Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative
Baptist or Northern Reform
Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative
Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist
Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform
Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist
Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist
Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist
Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist
Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist
Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist
Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist
Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
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