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On Jonah Lomu: 'There's no doubt about it, he's a big bastard'
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I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and realise it's me.
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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his
View quotes by George Patton

Seb Coe is a Yorkshireman. So he's a complete bastard and will do weill in politics.
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Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth.
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Hey you little sneak, how much time do I have? You cheeky bastard [when asked about his prison experiences in a UK interview]
View quotes by Christian Slater

Luxury is an enticing pleasure, a bastard mirth, which hath honey in her mouth, gall in her heart, and a sting in her tail.
View quotes by Francis Quarles

A good professor is a bastard perverse enough to think what he thinks is important, not what government thinks is important.
View quotes by Edward C Banfield

I'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''

View quotes by Gordon Ramsay



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