I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and realise it's me.
Dave Allen quote We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock.
Dave Allen quote I've stopped smoking... I think the cost was a lot of it, and not being able to breathe. I first gave up smoking when I was eight.
Dave Allen quote A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.
Dave Allen quote I'm an Atheist...thank God.
Dave Allen quote I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.
Dave Allen quote Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.
Dave Allen quote If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
Dave Allen quote Biography
Comedian, 1936 - 2005
