I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. View quotes by Joan Rivers
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. View quotes by George Orwell
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. View quotes by Joan Rivers
A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made - not to understand - but to feel - as crime.