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"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
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Where there is a will there is a way' is an old true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by that very resolution often scales the barriers to it, and secures its achievement. To think we are able, is almost to be so - to determine upon attainment is frequently attainment itself.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Joan Rivers quote

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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