"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
Joan Rivers quote Where there is a will there is a way' is an old true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by that very resolution often scales the barriers to it, and secures its achievement. To think we are able, is almost to be so - to determine upon attainment is frequently attainment itself.
Joan Rivers quote I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers quote I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Joan Rivers quote I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
Joan Rivers quote I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
Joan Rivers quote I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers quote Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Joan Rivers quote Biography
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