Butt Quotes

Quotations
Quote of the Day

What is a butt anyway? It's not possible to butt someone from behind. Isn't a butt when you catch someone on the forehead?
View quotes by David Moyes

I would much rather have a butt than boobs.
View quotes by Eva Longoria

I just don't want to be known as the 'up-the-butt girl.'
View quotes by Kristin Davis

Get off your butt and join the Marines!
View quotes by John Wayne

It's shapely and has served me well [on her butt]
View quotes by Eva Longoria

All of us keep each other on the ground, and if I had a chip on my shoulder or a big head about this, my mom would kick my butt.
View quotes by Joey Fatone

There is no arguing with Johnson; for if his pistol misses fire, he you down with the butt end of it
View quotes by Oliver Goldsmith

Christina [Aguilera] sang her butt off -[on the Lady Marmalade remake]
View quotes by Patti LaBelle

With all the lunges, squats and leg presses, I've gained an inch of muscle in my butt.
View quotes by Eva Longoria

I'd like to change my butt. It hangs a little too long. God forbid what it will look like when I'm older. It will probably be dragging along on the ground behind me.
View quotes by Teri Hatcher

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.
View quotes by Reggie Jackson

You have to do everything you can to make your butt stand out. It’s almost a requirement. But for me, I think I have enough to sit on, so it’s fine. I like it as it is. But it’s also a bad thing, because I have to work to keep it hard
View quotes by Shakira

The guy with the biggest butt lifts the biggest weights.
View quotes by Paul Anderson

He led with his head, he didn't head-butt(!)
View quotes by Alan Pardew

I'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''

View quotes by Gordon Ramsay



Buy Fantastic Items at Amazon:


Choose Another Keyword
© Know the Web Ltd 2002-2022  |   Help  |   Advertise  |   Links  |  Home  |  Content Management System by: Clarity Media   |   Contact Us

Quotes & Authors

Author Quotes (A - Z) Popular Authors
Funny quotes Celebrity quotes Business quotes Sports quotes Famous quotes Political quotes Inspiring quotes Movie quotes Silly quotes Insurance quotes
Lists Anagrams General Election Quotes Browse Search Literature Quotes Best Quotes Fictional Characters Popular Quotes Favorite Quotes By Event Research Quotes Job / Occupation Keywords Topics Proverbs Phrase Finder
Puzzle Books