What is a
butt anyway? It's not possible to
butt someone from behind. Isn't a
butt when you catch someone on the forehead?
View quotes by David MoyesI'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his
butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his
butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
View quotes by Gordon RamsayGet off your
butt and join the Marines!
View quotes by John WayneI just don't want to be known as the 'up-the-
butt girl.'
View quotes by Kristin DavisAll of us keep each other on the ground, and if I had a chip on my shoulder or a big head about this, my mom would kick my
butt.
View quotes by Joey FatoneThe guy with the biggest
butt lifts the biggest weights.
View quotes by Paul AndersonChristina [Aguilera] sang her
butt off -[on the Lady Marmalade remake]
View quotes by Patti LaBelleHe led with his head, he didn't head-
butt(!)
View quotes by Alan PardewI'm human and I've played my
butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.
View quotes by Reggie JacksonIt's shapely and has served me well [on her
butt]
View quotes by Eva LongoriaI would much rather have a
butt than boobs.
View quotes by Eva LongoriaThere is no arguing with Johnson; for if his pistol misses fire, he you down with the
butt end of it
View quotes by Oliver GoldsmithI'd like to change my
butt. It hangs a little too long. God forbid what it will look like when I'm older. It will probably be dragging along on the ground behind me.
View quotes by Teri HatcherWith all the lunges, squats and leg presses, I've gained an inch of muscle in my
butt.
View quotes by Eva LongoriaYou have to do everything you can to make your
butt stand out. It’s almost a requirement. But for me, I think I have enough to sit on, so it’s fine. I like it as it is. But it’s also a bad thing, because I have to work to keep it hard
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