We now have evidence that Saddam Hussein is in possession of cartoon trucks. Because (they) are cartoon trucks, that means that they can fall into a very deep canyon with an anvil attached to them and still survive.
View quotes by Neal PollackSimply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany.
View quotes by Ludwig Mies Van Der RoheThere are lessons out there to be learnt from cartoon characters if you know where to look.
View quotes by Jack HannahI think it's great if a guy has a good sized package.
View quotes by Janet JacksonI've built a large Danny Shittu-sized snowman
View quotes by Aidy BoothroydGeographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
View quotes by Dave BarryLaws are generally found to be nets of such a texture, as the little creep through, the great break through, and the middle-sized are alone entangled in.
View quotes by William ShenstoneI am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.
View quotes by Lennox LewisI have an Imelda Marcos-sized trainer collection. It's very difficult buing clothes because I have very long limbs. I drag my arms along the floor, Neanderthal-style.
View quotes by Jamie TheakstonA Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal-sized billiard balls.
View quotes by Terry PratchettMy idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball. Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol... You have to love a ballplayer like that!
View quotes by Nomar GarciaparraI kind of see myself as a cartoon that's on its way to becoming a real person that has to find that special amulet or mushroom to get to that next realm or level. I don't feel like anything is that tangible. It freaks me out, why I feel unhappy or conflicted and why that can change on a dime. I feel very manic right now, but I'm confident where I am.
View quotes by Carly PopeIn the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool turtleneck that's three sized too small. Guilt may be difficult to articulate, but when it surfaces, it's as unwelcome and distinct as Jethro Bodine in the lobby of an Ian Shraeger hotel.
View quotes by Dennis MillerOur planet... consists largely of lumps of fall-out from a star-sized hydrogen bomb... Within our bodies, no less than three million atoms rendered unstable in that event still erupt every minute, releasing a tiny fraction of the energy stored from that fierce fire of long ago.
View quotes by James LovelockThe other day I was on the internet and I saw this piece about me being among the 55 players nominated for the European Player of the Year award. Next to my name there was a cartoon, with me in an orange shirt, falling on the grass. The piece said that I had been nominated for an Oscar, not for the Golden Ball but for the Golden Dive. Cartoons are supposed to make you smile, but this one hurt so much
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