American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
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Dave Barry quoteAlthough golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry quote I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave Barry quote Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry quote Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Dave Barry quote Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry quote Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Dave Barry quote Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Dave Barry quote Biography
US columnist, 1947+
