These worthy schoolteachers were not overburdened with diplomas, but as far as devotion and morality were concerned, they were second to none; they wore plum-colored silk blouses that caressed my
cheeks when they pressed me to their bosoms.
View quotes by Simone De BeauvoirI'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse
cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''
View quotes by Gordon RamsayLet age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy
cheeks.
View quotes by Sir Thomas BrowneThe moment eternal - just that and no more - When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at the core While
cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!
View quotes by Robert BrowningI thought his bum
cheeks looked very pert. If anybody's offended by that they ought to go and see the doctor. [on Joey Barton bearing all]
View quotes by Ian HollowayI'm the originator of the description that Blair and Brown are two
cheeks of the same backside.
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