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Life is like a box of chocolates.You never know what you're gonna get! - (from the movie Forrest Gump)
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'French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.'
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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And Charlie, don't forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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I'm horrified,' he begins slowly 'after reading a press release from a hotel in Scotland that went public in announcing the fact that they're doing a deep-fried sandwich full of Nutella. I mean, Christ! Seventy-five per cent of my staff are French. They look at me like I'm some sort of twat that my Scottish brothers are launching two slices of bread with a fucking inch of Nutella between them, battered and deep fat fried. Now what the fuck is this country coming to? What are we doing to ourselves? That has to be abolished. Here we are, progressing tenfold, buying the right bread, real croissants, we're making fresh muesli and we understand what a great cup of coffee is. And then some idiot brings out a deep-fried chocolate sandwich. I want to find the bastard that put that idea together. I've got the most amazing charcoal grill in my new kitchen. I'm going to sit his butt on it and criss-cross my name on his bloody arse cheeks to remind him. Every time he wakes up in the morning he can gawp at his arse. Is he fucking stupid? When these things hit France, the French just have a field day laughing at us. So I'm looking for that scumbag. I'm going to fucking grill his arse. Brand him with a hot iron like a little calf or a lamb. I'm going to put Ramsayfied on his butt, so every time he wakes up in the morning, he thinks 'Fuck! I shouldn't have done that!''

View quotes by Gordon Ramsay

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
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I'm always watching my weight. I don't eat sweets like cookies or chocolate. But bread is different. I can't even have one piece, because when I start, I don't stop.
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Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.
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Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
View quotes by Truman Capote

If Graeme Souness was a chocolate drop, he'd eat himself.
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It's a St Valentine's Day box of chocolates, one that I am going to enjoy and I hope that when I unwrap it it has got a soft centre.
View quotes by Iain Dowie

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
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It's a bit like Fatty Arbuckle when he was in the cupboard eating chocolate with Tiddles.
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Stressed out? Relax and eat some chocolate. Tomorrow is another day and it may not show up.
View quotes by Deborah Jean Clark Wickens Dowell

I used to make chocolate Popsicles for my boys using candy moulds.
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Olive and chocolate colours are big, but oyou can break them up by going for a print like a polka dot.
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If Jose Mourinho was made of chocolate he would lick himself
View quotes by Tommy Docherty

Not pleasant. I'd rather be showered in chocolate or Gucci [on being showered in cockroaches]
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