I said 'Are you a
Christian or a Jew?'
He said '
Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo PhilipsA
Christian is a man who feels
Repentance on a Sunday
For what he did on Saturday
And is going to do on Monday.
(The
Christian, 1909)
View quotes by Thomas Russell YbarraIf a man cannot be a
Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be a
Christian anywhere.
View quotes by Henry Ward Beecher One of the embarrassing problems for the early nineteenth-century champions of the
Christian faith was that not one of the first six Presidents of the United States was an orthodox
Christian.
View quotes by Mortimer Adler'Jesus Christ rose from the grave.' With this proclamation, the
Christian church began. This may be the fundamental element of
Christian faith; certainly it is the most radical.
View quotes by Elaine PagelsThe
Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles, but even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one.
View quotes by David HumeIf all
Christians acted like Christ, the whole world would be
Christian.
View quotes by Mahatma GandhiHe who discommendeth others obliquely commendeth himself (
Christian morals)
View quotes by Sir Thomas BrowneSee in what peace a
Christian can die.
View quotes by Joseph AddisonA
Christian is nothing but a sinful man who has put himself to school for Christ for the honest purpose of becoming better.
View quotes by Henry Ward Beecher The
Christian religion, though scattered and abroad will in the end gather itself together at the foot of the cross.
View quotes by Johann Wolfgang Von GoetheA
Christian is the highest style of man.
View quotes by Edward YoungThe creations of a great writer are little more than the moods and passions of his own heart, given surnames and
Christian names, and sent to walk the earth.
View quotes by W B YeatsGoing to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
View quotes by Billy SundaySir, I may not have been always a
Christian, but I am very sure that I have been a gentleman.
View quotes by Rufus W GriswoldOnward!
Christian soldiers,
Marching as to war,
With the Cross of Jesus
Going on before. [Hymn]
View quotes by Sabine Baring-gouldThese days (2003) I am a teetotal, mean-spirited, right-wing, narrow-minded, conservative
Christian bigot, but not a racist.
View quotes by Jane RussellThe
Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.
View quotes by Vance PackardAll the world would be
Christian if they were taught the pure Gospel of Christ!
View quotes by Thomas JeffersonWashington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any
Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.
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