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I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?' He said 'Christian.' I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?' He said 'Protestant.' I said 'Me too! What franchise?' He said 'Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?' He said 'Northern Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.' I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?' He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.' I said 'Die heretic!' And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo Philips

A Christian is a man who feels
Repentance on a Sunday
For what he did on Saturday
And is going to do on Monday.
(The Christian, 1909)
View quotes by Thomas Russell Ybarra

If a man cannot be a Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere.
View quotes by Henry Ward Beecher

One of the embarrassing problems for the early nineteenth-century champions of the Christian faith was that not one of the first six Presidents of the United States was an orthodox Christian.
View quotes by Mortimer Adler

'Jesus Christ rose from the grave.' With this proclamation, the Christian church began. This may be the fundamental element of Christian faith; certainly it is the most radical.
View quotes by Elaine Pagels

The Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles, but even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one.
View quotes by David Hume

If all Christians acted like Christ, the whole world would be Christian.
View quotes by Mahatma Gandhi

He who discommendeth others obliquely commendeth himself (Christian morals)
View quotes by Sir Thomas Browne

See in what peace a Christian can die.
View quotes by Joseph Addison

A Christian is nothing but a sinful man who has put himself to school for Christ for the honest purpose of becoming better.
View quotes by Henry Ward Beecher

The Christian religion, though scattered and abroad will in the end gather itself together at the foot of the cross.
View quotes by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A Christian is the highest style of man.
View quotes by Edward Young

The creations of a great writer are little more than the moods and passions of his own heart, given surnames and Christian names, and sent to walk the earth.
View quotes by W B Yeats

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
View quotes by Billy Sunday

Sir, I may not have been always a Christian, but I am very sure that I have been a gentleman.
View quotes by Rufus W Griswold

Onward! Christian soldiers,
Marching as to war,
With the Cross of Jesus
Going on before. [Hymn]
View quotes by Sabine Baring-gould

These days (2003) I am a teetotal, mean-spirited, right-wing, narrow-minded, conservative Christian bigot, but not a racist.
View quotes by Jane Russell

The Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.
View quotes by Vance Packard

All the world would be Christian if they were taught the pure Gospel of Christ!
View quotes by Thomas Jefferson

Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.
View quotes by Alistair Cooke



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