I said 'Are you a Christian or a Jew?'
He said 'Christian.'
I said 'Me too! Protestant or Catholic?'
He said 'Protestant.'
I said 'Me too! What franchise?'
He said 'Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.'
I said 'Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region
Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?'
He said 'Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region
Council of 1912.'
I said 'Die heretic!'
And I pushed him off the bridge!
View quotes by Emo PhilipsIn every town, city and constituency, local people will overall pay less tax than they do under
council tax.
The total sum raised under our proposals on local income tax is no more than the total sum presently being raised by
council tax, full stop.
But not less and we are not saying less.
View quotes by Charles KennedyAll wars are planned by old men
In
council rooms apart. (The Two Sides of War)
View quotes by Grantland RiceIraq has a new opportunity to comply with all these relevant resolutions of the Security
Council.
View quotes by Kofi AnnanIt certainly seems contradictory of the [local]
council to be encouraging parents to stop using their cars to take children to school but at the same time taking so long about the safe routes initiative.
View quotes by Sally WhittakerPeace is not made at the
council table or by treaties, but in the hearts of men.
View quotes by Herbert HooverThe
council now beginning rises in the Church like the daybreak, a forerunner of most splendid light.
View quotes by Pope John XXIIIAs we take our places in the General Assembly and at the
Council meetings, let us begin all our work in the name of God, for the solution of all our problems is a spiritual one.
View quotes by Warren R AustinI pray that this
council, which will probably be too late to save Iraq, will do what it can, which will be immeasurably strong in what it does in trying to save our democracy.
View quotes by Ed AsnerWhat was interesting was that virtually all the leaders - because there wasn't a huge burning issue, actually at the
council - were standing around talking about football in the corridors
View quotes by Tony BlairAnd here at our Anglican Consultative
Council, we have many reports of growth and great encouragement.
View quotes by George CareyBuy Fantastic Items at Amazon:
Choose Another Keyword
|
|
|
| | Content Management System by:
|
