I don't drink or smoke and I don't like smoky places. I once drank half a pint and I was
drunk. When I'm
drunk I tell stupid jokes about sex and it's really not me this other character comes out and I don't like him. I tried it for a while to get in with the lads but couldn't hack it.
View quotes by Benjamin ZephaniahIt is immoral to get
drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the
drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get
drunk.
View quotes by Samuel ButlerDon't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's
drunk.
View quotes by Tom WaitsI know, some people are against
drunk driving.
View quotes by Dave AttellYou're not
drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
View quotes by Dean MartinBeing sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being
drunk on a bus.
View quotes by Ozzy OsbourneGoing to the opera, like getting
drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it
View quotes by Hannah MoreI think a man ought to get
drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
View quotes by Raymond ChandlerThe best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little
drunk.
View quotes by Alben W BarkleyThe worst thing about some men is that when they are not
drunk they are sober.
View quotes by W B YeatsGoing to the opera, like getting
drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
View quotes by Hannah MoreMan, being reasonable, must get
drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
View quotes by Lord ByronI think a man ought to get
drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
View quotes by Raymond ChandlerSport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how
drunk you get.
View quotes by Homer SimpsonI don't think I've actually
drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.
View quotes by Ian BothamHe's a fantastic player when he isn't
drunk [on Paul Gascoigne]
View quotes by Brian LaudrupAlways do sober what you said you'd do
drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
View quotes by Ernest HemingwayI mean if you can get a whole room full of
drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
View quotes by Jim MorrisonStatistics are used like a
drunk uses a lamp post - for support, not illumination.
View quotes by Vince ScullyBy the time dessert arrives I am usually so
drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
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