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You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk'. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober'.
View quotes by Winston Churchill

It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk.
View quotes by Samuel Butler

I don't drink or smoke and I don't like smoky places. I once drank half a pint and I was drunk. When I'm drunk I tell stupid jokes about sex and it's really not me this other character comes out and I don't like him. I tried it for a while to get in with the lads but couldn't hack it.
View quotes by Benjamin Zephaniah

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a PrĂ­nce but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.
View quotes by Jenny Frost

'When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'
View quotes by Johnny Depp

Family makes me feel there's a reason I'm alive... I'm feeling my life, which I didn't always do partly because I'd be drunk a lot.
View quotes by Sean Penn

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
View quotes by Dean Martin

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober
View quotes by Kenneth Tynan

Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.
View quotes by Homer Simpson

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
View quotes by Ernest Hemingway

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

View quotes by Jim Carrey

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
View quotes by Isaac Asimov

Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
View quotes by Lord Byron

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
View quotes by Lord Byron

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
View quotes by Hannah More

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
View quotes by W B Yeats

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.
View quotes by Ian Botham

It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
View quotes by Shirley MacLaine

Allison has been through so much. I was sexually harassed, carjacked, had an affair with a married man - who then tried to rape me, and shot himself while he was on the phone with me... I was drunk, sober - well, getting sober, then I got to have an affair...
View quotes by Courtney Thorne-Smith

Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.
View quotes by F Scott Fitzgerald



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