Homer Simpson Quotes

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
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Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson quote

Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.
Sport | Homer Simpson quote

TV: It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?
Homer: I Told You Last Night! NO!
Homer Simpson quote

If at first you don't succeed, give up.
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If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Homer Simpson quote

Doh!
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I can't take HIS money...
I can't print MY OWN money...
I have to work for money, why dont I just lay down and die?
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Biography

Cartoon Dad of Bart in The Simpsons