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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
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Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.
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TV: It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?
Homer: I Told You Last Night! NO!
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If at first you don't succeed, give up.
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If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
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I can't take HIS money...
I can't print MY OWN money...
I have to work for money, why dont I just lay down and die?
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Cartoon Dad of Bart in The Simpsons. An enduring character that has been around for many years, debate rages over who is the true star of the Simpson's - is it Homer or Bart, or simply both of them? Ever since the yellow characters from Springfield first burst onto our screens, the nation has been gripped by them and their escapades; extolling good wholesome American values most of the time whilst tackling a wide range of topics in a comedy fashion. There have been a huge number of celebrity appearances over the years on the Simpsons with it being considered something of an honour to appear or to be asked to appear vocally in the Simpsons.

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