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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
View quotes by Dolly Parton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
View quotes by Erica Jong

'Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!'
View quotes by Courtney Love

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
View quotes by Keanu Reeves

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.
View quotes by Quentin Tarantino

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
View quotes by Jack Black

Our passions are most like to floods and streams; The shallow murmur, but the deep are dumb.
View quotes by Sir Walter Ralegh

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
View quotes by Honore De Balzac

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.
View quotes by Barbara Tuchman

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
View quotes by Joan Rivers

Realistically it's a very slim chance. But I also know that it's my mindset that'll maybe create that opportunity again. It's like Dumb and Dumber – when the girl says, `You've got a one in a million chance of sleeping with me,' and Jim Carrey says, 'So you're saying I've got a chance' ... I live by that.
View quotes by Michael Slater

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
View quotes by Louise Brooks

People portray me as the dumb, sexy Victoria's Secret model.
View quotes by Gisele

I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.
View quotes by Richard Feynman

The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb.
View quotes by Umberto Eco

What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.
View quotes by Mario Puzo

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
View quotes by Richard Feynman

I think the chances are that people are more dumb than smart and they forget quickly.
View quotes by Doug Richard

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
View quotes by Sophia Loren

Striving to tell his woes, words would not come;
For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb.
View quotes by Samuel Daniel



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