Women are like
elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
View quotes by W C Fields'I'm really into moderation. Too much of anything will harm you in the end. Too much sugar. Too much pasta. I'm into drugs as a teaching tool, which is why I only take hallucinogenics. I mean, it's not like I've never done cocaine, but, on the whole, if I can't see dancing
elephants then I'm not interested.'
View quotes by Tori AmosIf a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen
elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.
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