Never give a sucker an even break.
W C Fields quote Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W C Fields quote You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it
W C Fields quote The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W C Fields quote There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W C Fields quote Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
W C Fields quote Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W C Fields quote Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W C Fields quote Biography
American humourist, 1880-1946