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W C Fields

Never give a sucker an even break.
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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it
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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
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American humourist, 1880-1946

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